40 Days and 40 Nights Page #4

-Does he know everything?

-You should've told me!

-I know that. I should've told you.

I'm sorry. Just explain this to me though.

All right?

Nicole gets engaged.

You decide to take a vow of abstinence.

You've never gotten to the point

where you need a break?

Yes! l swear off girls once a week.

Then, before you know it, it's morning.

That's part of the game.

-Did your brother put you up to this?

-He's about as supportive as you are.

And what do you care anyway?

This doesn't affect you in any way.

This affects everyone.

CHRIS:
Right now the pot is at $200.

It's a minimum bet of $50 a day...

...which goes into the pot.

Ifyou win, you win the potless expenses...

...and a bottle of champagne.

If more than one person bets

on a winning day...

...they split the pot according

to the percentage of the day's total bets.

-I go 40 days without sex all the time.

-But, dude, you spank it.

MIKEY:
No jerking off?

NEIL:
That's why my money is on today.

There are two things to bet on.

One, will it be with some girl?

Two, will it be some lonely night

down the stretch?

-How will we know that?

-I can't tell you everything.

-I can tell you there's someone on the inside.

-Yup, like Ryan.

-So Matt doesn't know anything?

-No, no.

That is very important.

Key.

This is great. I mean, this is crazy great.

Everything is so much simpler

when there's no sex involved.

I think this is the best thing

that's ever happened to me.

-You're starting to feel it, aren't you?

-What?

The abstinence.

It's starting to get under your skin?

No, not at all. I'm fine.

You know what l gave up for Lent? Meat.

Why don't you try something like that?

Trust me, celibacy takes years of commitment,

character and discipline...

...which quite frankly are not your best traits.

-So you're the only one with a little willpower?

-A little willpower?

-If you can do this, l can do this.

-You have no idea.

ANDIE:
What is so hard about 40 days?

MANDY:
They're guys.

-To them, 40 minutes is like an eternity.

-They're like animals.

Their entire lives revolve around their penises.

How many days do you think he'll last?

Days? Uh-uh, girl. Watch this.

You are so bad.

MATT:
Hi.

CANDY:
Hi.

Did you do these layouts?

I helped on them, kind of.

-These are amazing.

-Thanks.

You're, like, this totally amazing layout guy.

DUNCAN:
Something's happening. Behind me.

Okay, come here.

I have a big layout problem.

You do?

-Can you keep a secret?

-Yeah.

Oh, goodness.

I have this tattoo of a butterfly...

...on the inside of my thigh.

Yes, you do.

I want to get something on the other side.

I don't know what to get. Any ideas?

I don't know.

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