flops him over so that he sits on the floor, back against
and walks over to a rug.
Ever thus to deadbeats, Lebowski.
Oh, man. Don't do--
You see what happens? You see what
The Dude puts on his dripping sunglasses.
got the wrong guy. I'm the Dude,
Your name is Lebowski. Your wife is
Bunny? Look, moron.
He holds up his hands.
You see a wedding ring? Does this
place look like I'm fucking married?
All my plants are dead!
The fuck is this?
Obviously you're not a golfer.
Wasn't this guy supposed to be a
They both look around.
What do you think?
He looks like a fuckin' loser.
and peeks over them.
Hey. At least I'm housebroken.
The two men look at each other. They turn to leave.
Fuckin' waste of time.
Thanks a lot, asshole.
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