Puss in Boots

Synopsis: Years before meeting Shrek and Donkey, the adorable but tricky Puss in Boots must clear his name from all charges making him a wanted fugitive. While trying to steal magic beans from the infamous criminals Jack and Jill, the hero crosses paths with his female match, Kitty Softpaws, who leads Puss to his old friend, but now enemy, Humpty Dumpty. Memories of friendship and betrayal enlarges Puss' doubt, but he eventually agrees to help the egg get the magic beans. Together, the three plan to steal the beans, get to the Giant's castle, nab the golden goose, and clear Puss' name.
Director(s): Chris Miller
Production: Paramount/Dreamworks
  Nominated for 1 Oscar. Another 9 wins & 42 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
90 min

Through the years,

I have been known by many names.

Diablo Gato.

The Furry Lover.


Friskie Two-Times.

And the Ginger Hit Man.

But to most... I am Puss In Boots!


I will never forget you... Margherita.

I mean, Rosa.

Sorry. I think maybe I should go.

You cannot run forever,

Puss In Boots!

What can I say? I was a bad kitty.

Just a fugitive from the law...

forever running.

Searching for a way to clear my name.

And I would get that chance...

...on this one fateful night.

Here, kitty, kitty!


Look what the cat dragged in.

Oh, wait... That is the cat!

One leche, please.

What are you doing here, seor?

Did you lose your ball of yarn?

So funny.

One leche coming up.

I am not looking for trouble.

I am but a humble gato

in search of his next meal.

Perhaps you gentlemen

can help me find a simple score?

The only thing you'll find tonight

is trouble... Puss In Boots.

Well, perhaps if one of us were to

tell the law that you are in town,

we could split the reward.

You made the cat angry.

You do not want to make the cat angry!

The Church of St. Michael

has just put up a golden statue

of the Virgin of Guadalupe.

I do not steal from churches.

The boys' orphanage has been donated

silver candlesticks,

they would look very lovely

in your home.

I do not steal from orphans.

What about Jack and Jill?

- Shh! Are you crazy?

- The what?

The murderous outlaws Jack and Jill

have gotten their hands on...

magic beans.

Do not joke with me about magic beans!

I searched half my life for them.

They do not exist.

No, cat. We have seen them.

These... are the beans of legend.

Grows a vine to the Land of Giants,

and the Golden Goose.

The Golden Goose...

A heist like this

could set you up for life.

All nine of them.

Show him the golden eggs.


Please, you have shown enough.

Only a cat with a death wish would

steal the beans from Jack and Jill.

The only wish I have

is to repay an old debt.

And this is my chance.


...where do I find this Jack and Jill?

I'm sorry... we have no rooms.

Well, I think one just opened up.

We'd like a complimentary

continental breakfast.

And don't even think about skimpin'

on them baby muffins.

We don't have any baby muffins.

You know, Jill...

...I been thinking.

Get it out.

I... Once we're done

with this magic bean business

and got ourselves

all them beautiful golden eggs...

Go on.

...that we cut down on some

of the hijacking and murdering.

I mean, it's fun and all, but...

...I want a baby.

A baby what, Jack?

A baby us, Jill. We'll raise it wild,

like a squirrel or something.

Holy frijoles!

They do exist.

Ever since you fell down that hill

and broke your crown,

you have been talking crazy.

It couldn't hurt to have

an extra shooter during ambushes.

Maybe I cut too deep...

cut that brain out of your head.

Hey! What gives?

If it's to be a girl,

she'll have your strong...

No! No! No!

You, you, you! You stop where you are!

I don't know, Jack. How do I ride and

shoot with a baby slung on my back?

They got them backpacks now.

The way I see it, Jill...

Those beans are mine!

...we fall off this flat earth one time.

What better proof of our love...


You snap me?

You snap me?!

You looking for something?


No hablo ingls.

You are going to pay for this!



Chupacabra! Chupacabra!

- Chupacabra!

- You are a crazy woman!

Those magic beans were my score!

You just cost me a chance

at getting the golden eggs, mi amigo.

Put up your dukes.

Very well.

If it is to be a dance fight,

then I will Tuesday-Night-Dance-Fight

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