Shrek 2
Once upon a time
in a kingdom far far away
the king and queen were blessed
with a beautiful baby girl.
And throughout the land
everyone was happy
until the sun went down
and they saw that their daughter was
cursed with a frightful enchantment
that took hold each and every night.
Desperate they sought the help
of a fairy godmother
who had them lock the young princess
away in a tower
there to await the kiss
of the handsome prince charming.
It was he who would chance
the perilous journey
through blistering cold
and scorching desert
traveling for many days and nights
risking life and limb
For he was the bravest
and most handsome
in all the land.
And it was destiny that his kiss
would break the dreaded curse.
He alone would climb to the highest room
of the tallest tower
to enter the princess chambers
cross the room to her sleeping silhouette
pull back the gossamer curtains
to find her.
What?
- Princess fiona?
- No!
Oh thank heavens.
Where is she?
- She is on her honeymoon.
- Honeymoon? With whom?
- She is on her honeymoon.
- Honeymoon? With whom?
So she said
what is the problem baby?
What is the problem?
Do not know
Well maybe am in love
Think about it
every time think bout it
Cannot stop thinking bout it
How much longer
will it take to cure this?
Just to cure it
cause cannot ignore it
If it is love love
Makes me wanna turn around
and face me
But do not know nothing
bout love
Oh come on come on
- Turn a little faster
Come on come on
Come on come on
Everybody after love
So said
Am a snowball running
Running down into this spring
that is coming all this love
Melting under blue skies
belting out sunlight
Shimmering love
Well baby surrender
To the strawberry ice cream
Never ever end of all this love
Well did not mean to do it
But there is no escaping your love
These lines of lightning
mean we are never alone
Never alone no no
Come on come on
Jump a little higher
Come on come on
If you feel a little lighter
Come on come on
We were once upon a time in love
Hyah!
We are accidentally in love
Accidentally in love
Accidentally in love
Accidentally in love
Accidentally in love
Accidentally in love
Accidentally in love
Accidentally
Am in love am in love
am in love am in love
Am in love am in love
Accidentally in love
Am in love
Am in love
lt is so good to be home!
Just you and me and.
- Two can be as bad as one.
- Donkey?
Shrek! Fiona! Are not you two
a sight for sore eyes!
Give us a hug shrek
you old love machine.
And look at you mistress shrek.
How bout a side of sugar for the steed?
Donkey what are you doing here?
Taking care of your love nest for you.
Oh you mean like sorting the mail
and watering the plants?
- Yeah and feeding the fish!
- Do not have any fish.
You do now. Call that one shrek
and the other fiona.
That shrek is a rascally devil.
Get your.
Look at the time.
Guess you had better be going.
Do not you want to tell me about your trip?
Or how about a game of parcheesi?
Actually donkey? Should not you be
getting home to dragon?
Oh yeah that.
Do not know.
She is been all moody and stuff lately.
Thought had move in with you.
You know we are always happy
to see you donkey.
But fiona and are married now.
We need a little time you know
to be together.
Just with each other.
Alone.
Say no more.
You do not have to worry about a thing.
Will always be here to make sure
nobody bothers you.
- Donkey!
- Yes roomie?
You are bothering me.
Oh okay. All right cool. Guess.
Me and pinocchio was going to catch
a tournament anyway so.
Maybe will see you all sunday
for a barbecue or something.
He will be fine.
Now where were we?
Oh.
Think remember.
- Donkey!
Know know! Alone!
Am going! Am going.
What do you want me
to tell these other guys?
Enough reggie.
Dearest princess fiona.
You are hereby summoned
to the kingdom of far far away
for a royal ball
in celebration of your marriage
at which time the king
will bestow his royal blessing
upon you and your
uh. Prince Charming.
Love the king and queen
of far far away.
Aka mom and dad.'
Mom and dad?
- Prince charming?
- Royal ball? Can come?
- We are not going.
- What?
Mean do not you think
they might be a bit
shocked to see you like this?
Well they might be
a bit surprised.
But they are my parents shrek.
They love me.
And do not worry.
They will love you too.
Yeah right.
Somehow do not think will be welcome
at the country club.
Stop it.
They are not like that.
How do you explain sergeant pompous
and the fancy pants club band?
Oh come on! You could at least
give them a chance.
To do what?
Sharpen their pitchforks?
No! They just want
to give you their blessing.
Oh great.
Now need their blessing?
lf you want to be a part
of this family yes!
Who says want
to be part of this family?
You did!
When you married me!
Well there is some fine print for you!
So that is it. You will not come?
Trust me. lt is a bad idea.
We are not going! And that is final!
Come on!
We do not want to hit traffic!
Do not worry!
We will take care of everything.
- Hey wait for me. Oof!
Hit it! Move them on! Head them up!
Head them up move them on! Head them up!
Rawhide! Move them on!
Head them up!
Move them on! Move them on!
Head them up! Rawhide!
Ride them up! Move them on!
Head them up! Move them on! Rawhide!
Knock them out! Pound them dead!
Make them tea! Buy them drinks!
Meet their mamas!
Milk them hard!
Rawhide!
Yee haw!
- Are we there yet?
- No.
- Are we there yet?
- Not yet.
- Okay are we there yet?
- No.
- Are we there yet?
- No!
- Are we there yet?
- Yes.
- Really?
- No!
- Are we there yet?
- No!
- Are we there yet?
- We are not!
- Are we there yet?
- No!
- Are we there yet?
- That is not funny. That is really immature.
- This is why nobody likes ogres.
- Your loss!
- Am gonna just stop talking.
- Finally!
This is taking forever shrek.
There is no in flight movie or nothing!
The kingdom of far far away donkey.
That is where we are going.
Far far
away!
All right all right get it.
Am just so darn bored.
Well find a way
to entertain yourself.
For five minutes.
Could you not be yourself
for five minutes!
Are we there yet?
- Yes!
- Oh finally!
Wow!
lt is going to be champagne wishes
and caviar dreams from now on.
Hey good looking!
We will be back to pick you up later!
Gotta make a move
to a town that's right for me
We are definitely not
in the swamp anymore.
Halt!
Well talk about it talk about it
Hey everyone look.
Talk about talk about movin.
Hey ladies! Nice day for a parade huh?
You working that hat.
Swimming pools!
Movie stars!
Announcing the long awaited return
of the beautiful princess fiona
and her new husband.
Well this is it.
- This is it.
- This is it.
This is it.
Uh why do not you guys go ahead?
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