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Charley's Aunt
George Seaton
1941		GOOD AFTERNOON, MR. REDCLIFFE. OH, GOOD AFTERNOON, MR. REDCLIFFE. JUST IN TIME FOR TEA, SIR. WE HAVE A SERVING AS SOON AS THE BELL STRIKES 4:0...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
She Done Him Wrong
Mae West
1933		You saw the fight last night? I was reading about it. Says it was great. - It was rotten. - What was the matter with it? I expected a fight to ...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
She's Beautiful When She's Angry
Unknown
2014		1 (crowd shouting, chattering) WOMAN: Women's health care is being tossed around like a football. The argument has been over for a very long t...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
She's Gotta Have It
Spike Lee
1986		I want you to know the only reason I'm consenting to this is because I wish to clear my name. Not that I care what people think, but enough is...Rate it:

(4.33 / 12 votes)
She's the Man
Ewan Leslie
2006		She shoots, she scores! Goal! - What? That's right! Give it! - Nice kick. - Very nice kick. - Give me the ball! Justin! - Drop... Put me down...Rate it:

(4.33 / 3 votes)
Uncle Buck
John Hughes
1989		Get your bag off the table. People eat there. They eat on plates. Don't give me crap, Maizy. I'm telling. You said "crap." - There's nothing w...Rate it:

(3.75 / 4 votes)
He-Man and She-Ra: The Secret of the Sword
Lawrence G. DiTillio
1985		Somewhere out there someone needs me I don't know how or where but b'lieve me. I walked the universe to find her For better or for worse beside ...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
She's Dating the Gangster
Carmi Raymundo
2014		When I was young, I thought I knew everything. I always thought I knew what love was. But when I grew older... I realized I knew nothing at all...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
She Wore a Yellow Ribbon
Frank S. Nugent
1949		Custer is dead. And around the bloody guidon of the immortal 7th Cavalry... ... lie 212 officers and men. The Sioux and Cheyenne are on the wa...Rate it:

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All We Had
Josh Boone
2016		Woman, mumbling: Is the door locked? Girl: Yeah. Girl: Okay, here. Woman: Now, lift me up. Girl: Okay. Girl: Are you okay? Woman: Mm-hmm! G...Rate it:

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Balls of Fury
Thomas Lennon
2007		(THEME MUSIC PLAYING) NARRATOR : 1936, Jesse Owens. 1960, Cassius Clay. And now in 1988, the name on everyone's lips, US table tennis champio...Rate it:

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Balls Out
Andy Stock
2009		Beer and beef jerky. The breakfast of champions. Anyhoo, my name is Gary Houseman. I'm a guy who's done some hard living, and it all started wi...Rate it:

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Balls Out: The Gary Houseman Story
Andy Stock
2009		Beer and beef jerky. The breakfast of champions. Anyhoo, my name is Gary Houseman. I'm a guy who's done some hard living, and it all started wi...Rate it:

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Balls to the Wall
Jason Nutt
2011		Hi, I'm Lewis Gardner. Ben is my best friend Camelina since the eighth grade. People always thought Ben cowardly way ... but not when really ...Rate it:

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Great Aunt Greta
Drake Noes
2012		GREAT AUNT GRETA: Okay, time for cookies.Rate it:

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Great Balls of Fire!
Jack Baran
1989		- I don't know, Jerry Lee. I don't know. - You don't have to come, cousin. My dad will whip me if he finds out I went to the chocolate quarter w...Rate it:

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He Said, She Said
Brian Hohlfeld
1991		Here you go, sir. You're looking great today, Mr Hanson. All right, people, twenty seconds to air. Fifteen seconds. Where's Lorie? Five, four...Rate it:

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I Don't Know How She Does It
Aline Brosh McKenna
2011		Kate Reddy? I've known her six years. Smartest girl I know. And a heart of gold, too. All us working mothers feel like we're spinning 50 plate...Rate it:

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If I Had a Million
Robert Hardy Andrews
1932		I'm afraid we can't do anything today. We're all upset. Mr Glidden, you know? - Yeah, what's the latest report on him? - He may die any moment. ...Rate it:

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If I Had My Way
David Butler
1940		The Magic Carpet takes us now to San Francisco, California. Whoever said that it's bad manners to stretch in public forgot to tell the people ...Rate it:

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Isn't She Great
Paul Rudnick
2000		# I don't know where I'm going but I'm on my way # As I go through life # Somewhere in the world there's a place for me # Somewhere I will fin...Rate it:

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King Uncle
Ravi Kapoor
1993		How much is it? Rs.9. I'm sorry, AniI. I got a bit Iate. How are you? - How do I Iook? - Very nice! You're the one who's very nice. Like aI...Rate it:

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Murder She Baked: A Plum Pudding Murder Mystery
Joanne Fluke
2015		1 And thank you for listening to "the Dr. Love show: On this chilly but beautiful holiday morning. It is my privilege to spend this time... ...Rate it:

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Murder She Said
David Pursall
1961		Station annouuncer: The train standing at Platform 2 is the 4:50 for Ealing Broadway. Hanwell. Hayes. West Drayton. Langley. Taplow. Milchester...Rate it:

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