Zootopia Page #6

BUNNIFER is meeting with NEW MAYOR JENNY UNGUSLATE.

CGI BUNNIFER GOODWIN

I know you want me to be the new face of the police force, but I f***ed this town up pretty badly, so now I should use my newfound fame to speak out against racism and help defuse this atmosphere of hatred slink off back to my home town and wallow in self-pity. I’m turning in my badge.

CGI IDRIS ELBUFFALO

Wait, you didn’t let me say it! Come on!

EXT. RABBITON, USA

BUNNIFER returns home to sell CARROTS for a living.

CGI BUNNY HUNT:

Sorry about everything that happened, honey. Maybe another convenient coincidence would cheer you up? Look what we have growing on our farm even though we know they’re really dangerous: night howlers!

CGI BUNNIFER GOODWIN

Gasp! Night howlers are FLOWERS! Somebody must have DRUGGED those predators! Oh, and I know how to find out who! Remember that robber I chased, when I nearly destroyed Rodent Town?

CGI BUNNY HUNT:

You mean the one other crime you ever investigated during your entire cop career?

CGI BUNNIFER GOODWIN

Yes, the single solitary criminal I ever arrested before getting involved with the missing predator case, was stealing bulbs for these flowers and was clearly heavily involved in the missing predator case! Now THAT is a convenient coincidence, right there.

CGI BUNNY HUNT:

It's also convenient that you had enough expertise in that flower to instantly recognize its bulb and rattle off its botanical classification and Latin name, while at the same time you didn't know its regular name or the fact that it makes people go crazy.

BUNNIFER hurries back to ZOOTOPIA and meets up with JASON.

CGI BUNNIFER GOODWIN

Hey Jason, sorry for being all racist and stuff. You gotta help me find out who’s behind all this.

CGI JASON BATEFOX

Um, shouldn’t you be taking this information to Idris instead so he can use the full might of the police force to investigate this? Hell, shouldn’t you have just called him on the phone? In the time it took you to get here some panther might have flipped out and bitten a gopher’s head off or something.

CGI BUNNIFER GOODWIN

This isn’t about public safety, it’s about me getting redemption, damnit!

BUNNIFER and JASON question the FLOWER THIEF and wind up tracking down the CRIMINAL MASTERMIND at a NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUM, who turns out to be...

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