Zoolander 2 Page #5

being like,

"we'll finally be together."

You'd be like hella

stoked for that, right?

Yeah.

I'd be, like,

totally stoked.

All is done here. Atari.

See you, fools.

Guys, alexanya atoz is here!

The show must begin now!

Wow. Alexanya atoz.

They say she doesn't walk.

She just floats.

She looks even better

in person.

Ah, I got those juices

flowing again.

Just put us out there.

Let us do our thing.

Come on! Come on!

Chop, chop!

Lay down, lay down!

Get in, get in.

Take off your robes.

Go! Go! Go!

Derek! I have a really

good feeling about this.

I know. I feel so alive!

Oh!

"Old"?

"Lame"?

Ha! Yah!

Quit it, all!

Hot dog!

It's definitely a hot dog!

All is done.

"Prunes"?

So let me tell you

what I think worked.

I think we got to shake off

some of the rust.

I was trying out

a few new looks,

although it might

have been hard to see

through all the dates, or,

was it, you know, prunes?

Hansel, are you insane?

We were a joke out there.

A total laughing stick.

What do you want me to say?

I mean, I know...

I know we

looked like idiots,

but I'm trying to make

the best of it!

Knuck, knuck!

Not now! We...

You...

...two...

...vere amowzing.

Deeryuck.

Your fece so hundsome.

Und, hansel, so stemmy.

Ridowkulously stemmy

and hyot.

I'm sorry.

I can't understand a word

that you're saying.

I want to invite

you to be my gyuests

at the most elite

fishion event in housetory.

The incrediball.

Oh, what!

The incrediball?

Is that like the met ball?

No, sveet, stupid deryuck.

For the first time

in the housetory of fishion,

all of the most important

designers will come together

under one rureff.

I trust you will be dere

with your hyot

and stemmy feces.

Dudes. Holy shazbot! What!

You're guys are gonna be

the center-pizzle

of incrediball!

What does that mean?

The center-pizzle

of incrediball.

That was bananas, Johnny.

I'm done.

What? Derek, what are you

talking about?

Did you not hear

what they just said?

We're going to be the center

of the incrediball.

I can only pray that

nobody from child services

attended the show

or I'll never get

little Derek back.

What about

all the attention?

This is exactly

what we were talking about!

No, hansel. It's exactly

what you were talking about.

We don't fit in anymore.

don atari and all

and that creepy little vip!

I don't want any part of it!

Derek.

Derek!

Derek! D-rock!

Derek zoolander?

Yes.

Valentina valencia.

Interpol,

global fashion division.

Fashion police?

We're clean, lady.

Go harass somebody else.

Besides,

I'm out of fashion.

I need to talk to you.

It has to do with

the death of Justin bieber.

His death is not my problem.

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