Zoolander 2 Page #4
with our authentic truth?
No. I was gonna say
become the two biggest,
hottest models
in the world again.
Okay.
Okay. So what say
we get you cleaned up,
shave that
Billy goat beard,
go downstairs
and show these punks
Oh, my god. Yes, dude!
Yes! You guys look so lame.
I love it, dude.
all old-school
just to meet me.
So jedi.
You guys suck.
Both of you guys suck.
You look great.
Thanks.
I'm don atari. What up?
What up, hansel?
Yeah. That's sick.
Wait a minute.
"I'll call Billy...".
I just said that!
I know.
Like, 15 minutes ago, right?
Vip told me,
with your old
catchphrase on it.
Cool.
Hey, let me introduce
my collective, dude.
They're all losers,
i hate these guys.
We got trs-80, kitt...
Rubik, my man gleek.
Eh, this guy gives
He's a genius.
His tattoos are so stupid.
He's the one who did
my colonel Sanders.
Look at that,
pretty epic, huh?
It sucks,
i don't like it, dude.
Why would I do this to myself?
I love it, dude. I got it
when my grandfather died.
That's really cool.
So, uh, what's the deal
with the show?
Yeah, where do you want us
to fire up this chainsaw?
Colosseum? Trevi fountain?
Spanish steps?
What? No way, dude.
Those places are
gnar-gnar Bo-Bo.
We're holding it
in an abandoned
medical waste facility
on top of
an industrial trash heap.
It's totally toxic,
but super chill.
Cool! Sounds dope.
Yeah, fresh.
Oh, what?
You guys are like,
"sounds dope!" "Fresh!"
They're doing the voices
and everything!
I didn't think you guys
would do the voices.
That's sick!
"Sounds dope! Sounds fresh!"
I don't like you guys.
It's an honor to have you.
Hey, retreads!
I want to introduce you all
to my muse
and basically, like,
the biggest supermodel
in the whole world
right now, dude.
This is all.
All what?
We are all.
So, are you like a male model
or a female model?
All is not defined
by binary constructs.
That's cool.
I don't like labels, either.
But I think he's asking,
do you have a hot dog
or a bun?
Do you have a wiener
or vergiener?
All is all to all.
By the way, all just
married hermself, dude.
Monomarriage is
finally legal in Italy.
I support that.
Derek, that's pretty good,
right?
Uh, I'm sorry,
are you not comfortable
with people like all
in the workplace
or something?
No. Of course, I am.
I mean, like,
if your son or whatever
came to you and said,
"hey, dad,
like, wouldn't you
be so stoked for that?
Isn't that, like,
exactly what you want?
Imagine all walking in,
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