Zoolander 2

Synopsis: After many years of being separated from modeling and each other, Derek and Hansel are dragged back into the fashion world in Rome. After being humiliated on the runway by the people behind the scenes, Derek and Hansel decide to quit the business . . . until retired swimsuit model, Valentina, drags them back in with questions about recent celebrity deaths. Soon after, Derek also realizes out that the son who was taken from him is in Rome, and is much dismayed to find that Derek, Jr. is fat. And smart. Regardless, Derek, Sr. continues his mission with Hansel, which leads them to the fashion-model legends of "Adam, Eve, and Steve", and the "Chosen One". Who is that person? Why do the models drink the Chosen One's blood? Will Derek's and Hansel's careers resume?
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Ben Stiller
Production: Paramount Pictures
  7 wins & 17 nominations.
 
IMDB:
4.7
Metacritic:
34
Rotten Tomatoes:
23%
PG-13
Year:
2016
101 min
$29,782,560
Website
25 Views

Sting!

Sting, open up!

It's bieber!

Sting! Come on! Sting!

It's bieber, bro!

Open the door!

Oh, fudge!

You can't kill us all.

We will protect

the chosen one.

Uh-huh.

Peace out, world.

Peace out.

Valentina,

he was pronounced dead

13 minutes ago.

I can't believe it.

Justin bieber?

No.

The sixth pop star

to die in the last year.

And all with that look.

As if they were

trying to tell us something.

That look.

There's only one person

on earth

who would know

how to interpret this look.

It's a dead end,

Valentina.

No one has seen

that man in years.

Then god help us all.

Shocking. Stupefying.

Something out of a Hollywood

disaster movie.

Just a few of the ways

new yorkers described

what happened today

as Derek zoolander's

center for kids

who can't read good

and who wanna learn to do

other stuff good, too

literally collapsed

into the east river

only two days after

its official opening.

Students and teachers

were evacuated.

And while

zoolander and his son,

Derek Jr., were unharmed,

sadly, his wife,

Matilda jeffries-zoolander,

has reportedly died.

I just feel lucky no one

from my family was hurt!

She was crushed by the book?

A vigil is being held tonight

for the other

chisel-cheeked lion

of the modeling kingdom,

hansel, who is reported

to have sustained

permanent injury

to his breathtaking face

after being trapped

beneath a burning beam.

Although authorities

are still investigating,

the cause of the disaster

is believed to be

zoolander's

mind-boggling decision

to build the reading center

out of the actual materials

that were used to construct

the original

architectural model.

Clothing designer

Jacob moogberg,

aka jacobim mugatu

was sentenced today

to two consecutive life terms

in a maximum

security fashion prison

for his role in

the attempted assassination

of the Malaysian

prime minister.

His co-conspirator,

modeling agent

Maury ballstein,

turned state's witness...

I'll give you anything

you want on that fakakta fink.

...in exchange for

relocation in the witness

protection program.

Back in the news tonight,

former model,

negligent builder,

now unfit parent,

Derek zoolander.

This footage was taken

by a neighbor

across from

zoolander's soho loft.

D.J., how did mommy

make it soft?

The child protection agency

removed zoolander's son,

Derek Jr.

Late last night in

a daring midnight raid

placing him in

the custody of the state.

Which is why it

pains me to say

that effective immediately,

i will retire from modeling

and live alone

as a hermit crab.

I will now be anonymous

and known only as...

Eric...

Toolander.

And finally tonight,

here's something

to make you feel old.

Incredible as it may sound,

of the over 3.7 million

high school graduates

this year

less than 2% could tell you

what a fax machine is,

name a Caucasian president,

or know who

Derek zoolander was.

Was... was... was...

Go away.

Derek!

Open up, it's me.

I'm sorry, traveler,

you must have lost your way.

No one lives here

by that name.

Right. Sorry.

I mean, Eric.

I've got your mail.

Billy Zane. It's been years.

Where's my regular mailperson,

ingvar?

He couldn't make it.

I was in the neighborhood,

i thought I'd stop by.

Got your netflix.

Whoa, Jack Ryan...

...and Jack reacher.

Tonight's gonna be

a total Jack-off.

You have

something else here.

What is it?

Open it.

Gryootings, Derek zoolownder.

Are you a boxtroll?

That's alexanya atoz,

owner of the largest fashion

empire in the world.

Because you are one of the

world's true fishion icons,

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Justin Paul Theroux (; born August 10, 1971) is an American actor, film producer, comedian, and screenwriter. He is known for his work with film director David Lynch in Mulholland Drive (2001) and Inland Empire (2006), his starring role as Kevin Garvey in the HBO series The Leftovers (2014–2017) and as Tom in The Girl on the Train (2016). He is also known as a screenwriter for films such as Tropic Thunder (2008) and Iron Man 2 (2010). more…

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