Zero Charisma Page #3

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And when you sit on your fat ass,

not walking,

you reinforce stereotypes

about american men.

Sh*t!

Psst! Pete!

Scott!

They sent you again man?

I'm the only one that makes deliveries,

i told you that last time.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.

You're the operational manager

Of all external food

distribution, right?

It's just temporary.

Until i find a publisher.

Nathan.

Scott.

So you have the dragonheart sets

here at the front counter now.

Not what i would have done.

Really?

Well, It's not an impulse buy.

And you have the tactics sets

on the top shelves,

When everyone knows that

historical wargamers

tend to be shorter than average.

It's a wonder this place is

still in business...

Oh, we are doing really well actually.

Business has improved, what?

200% since last november?

Say, wasn't that right around

the time that Huey fired you,

and made me assistant manager?

That's weird right, Nathan?

Scott leaves, business improves.

Yeah, and Pokemon cards.

And we're hosting games four

nights a week now.

All CRPG certified,

and they are always packed.

I prefer home games.

And guess who is coming to do

a Q&A for us next month?

Pikachu?

Greg Goran is coming here?

Just got this in today.

I thought you might want to

be the first to know.

How the f*** did you get Greg Goran?

He's like... the godfather

of tabletop gaming.

That's really good.

Yeah, yeah we've got to put that

on the flyer.

How much do i owe you?

$12,52.

Well worth the price.

Excuse me.

What kind of games do you guys host here?

What are you looking for?

Oh, i don't know, i used to play

D&D back in high school.

Thought it would be fun to

get back into it.

Okay.

If you're looking for a game to play,

i wouldn't play here if i where you.

It's all pre-packaged by the

numbers bullshit.

Alright, I always prefer the homemade

games to the published ones.

Exactly! Now, the campaign i'm

running is one epic story

i've been writing for three years.

And it's uh... Inspired.

Right on, so it's D&D?

No, it's not D&D.

It's a fantasy rule system of my own design.

I don't have a publisher yet

but it's in the works.

Oh.

Can i have my change,

Please?

Matter of fact, we have an opening

for a new player.

If you are interested...

This is a very rare opportunity.

Sure, what the hell... i'm Miles.

Scott, Scott Wiedemeyer.

game master.

Oh my gosh, Martin you're

not listening to me.

The Millennium Falcon is a

broken down smuggler ship.

Yeah, but...

No, no, no, no.

The Enterprise is a federation starship.

Now, which do you think would be faster?

That's exactly what i'm saying.

The falcon

isn't a warship like the Enterprise,

and so it's only defense is speed.

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