Zero Charisma Page #2
Okay?
You've never even had a girlfriend.
Yeah because i don't like to be tied down.
How many times do i have to say that?
you can play him as an NPC.
Kenny, wait, wait, wait,
just hear me out.
We have know each other for
a long time.
and i say this as a friend.
Shelley is a b*tch.
Goodbye Scott.
NPC? Borgus the mighty
is f***ing dead!
Hey Tim, it's Scott Wiedemeyer.
Listen, i've got some
great news for you.
I had to let one of my
players go today...
And i've been lots
of applications,
But, i wanna make sure you
GM who else would it be?
Hello?
Hello?
Yo Brian, it's Scott.
Scott, who?
Wiedemeyer. Look, you will not
believe your luck man.
We have an open seat
starting tuesday.
Okay, if you apologize.
Apologize for what?
You know what.
Brian Dumbledore is a homo
it's a fact.
Brian?
Hello.
Hello Mrs. Prendergast.
Is Eric there?
May i ask who's calling?
Scott Wiedemeyer.
Well, he doesn't want to
speak to you Scott.
Why not?
Because you made him cry.
Well, frankly Mrs.
Prendergast, Eric's a crybaby.
Mrs. Prendergast? Sh*t!
F***.
I see that.
days, arn't they?
Beautiful artwork.
Expansive worlds.
Rolling dice is just a thing
of the past, right?
Right?
Wrong.
It's all a facada.
We think it's a RPG, But you might as
well be playing connect the f***ing dots.
And i'll tell you why.
No human interaction.
When we play tabletop RPG's ...
We are reawakening one of
man's oldest traditions.
Games.
No.
Communal storytelling
Just as thousands of years ago...
Early man gathered around the fire.
Developing the myth's that
define their culture...
So we sit at the table,
Building worlds,
Building characters,
Building hero's.
Seeing through them as
through a prism,
Our own fears,
Our own goals,
Ourselves.
Think your Xbox can do that?
I don't have an Xbox.
Good for you.
I play world of warcraft though.
Let me tell you something.
MMORPG's are f***ing garbage!
They turn fibrant, creative people,
into drooling zombies
who sit in front of their monitors
jabbing F1 until their
f***ing hearts explode.
go back to farmville!
Alright, who else do we
have for today?
Uhh... that was it.
Are you kidding?
One goddamn applicant?
Scott, your break's over.
Alright.
Get more flyers printed,
we'll put them up tomorrow.
Okay.
Now, Scott!
You got a delivery!
Bye Scott.
You know, Mrs. Yi,
when you screech like that,
it only reinforces negative
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