Zero Charisma

Synopsis: An overgrown nerd who serves as Game Master of a fantasy board game finds his role as leader of the misfits put into jeopardy when a new initiate enters the group.
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Production: Tribeca Film
  1 win & 1 nomination.
Rotten Tomatoes:
86 min

Zero Charisma

Having a party ?

You could say that.

What is it, like your nephew's

birthday or something ?


That will be 12

dollars and 53 cents.

You saved 2 dollars

and 51 cents today.

Mrs. Weidemeyer.


I can't wait for you guys to see what

i have in store for you guys tonight...

You're gonna shit!

What is it?

I'm not gonna tell you idiot,

that would spoil it.

No, no of course not.

Alright i will give you a hint.

You may want to stock up on your fire

enchantments before you leave the village.

Is it a flame golem ?

A flame golem? Are you Serious?

Or maybe it's a...

No, you said a flame golem.

Is that what you think it is?

Well is it ?

Let's concider it for a second,

shall we?

Uh, you're walking

across the cursed flats.

When you come across

a flame golem.

Ten feet of animated lava,

ready to kick your ass.

So you cast a fire enchantment on it,

Which is immediatly

absorbed into it's body,

Thereby increasing it's strength

and stamina...

Oh! Right, yeah i...

No, Let me finish! And giving it a

bonus on all of it's attack rolls.

How is that working out for you?

You're right, that would be stupid,

Scott. I'm sorry.


Guess again.

Martin, your elf takes 22 damage,

All spellcasters regain 3 spell slots.

New round. Everyone roll for your action

orders, and state your intentions.

Is your blessing still in effect?

Two more rounds.

Eight. I'm healing this round.



Five. I am attacking the troll

with my warhammer.

He is still paralized by my

grand flash spell.


12 to hit.

And... 10 damage.

Vronkar's final blow...

crushes the troll's skull.

As he crumbles into a bloody,

smelly heap.

The captain...

Say hello to my little friend.

The captain of the guard approaches...

I'm healing.

I know!

The captain of the guards approaches.

"Thank you my friends"

"My people are safe"

"For now..."

"In return i give you this information

about the stones of light you are seeking"

Oh, isn't that special?


"This was no mere band of

leaderless trolls"

"The rumor among..."

"The rumor amongst my people, is that they

serve the goblin queen"

"Of the Ungar mountains"

She's the one that stole the stones

from Porthaven, right?

"Indeed. She lives in a dark

tower to the east,

from whence she commands her

bloodthirty troops"

"By night, she..."

"Terrorizes the countryside"

"Disguised as a wil..."



Come here and open this jar.


You screw the lids on too tight.

Hey! I need you to take me to

the pharmacy tomorrow.

Okay, fine.

But not the one on fifth.

A gal works in there, i don't

know where she's from...

But i don't understand

a word she says.

And then she give's me grief,

like it's my fault

she can't understand english.

And i need you to mow the lawn.

Hey, Wayne, Martin and i

fishined the latest

episode of Blood Brigade.

Wanna see it?

Well i wouldn't say that

it's finished.

We still have some sound mixing

to do before we upload it.

Thats fine.

Straigten up, Rodriguez.

If those blood suckers get in here,

i need to know that you're 100%!

But sarge, what we have seen..

Get a grip private!

I didn't survive the

zombie outbreak and

the wherewolf apocalypse

to give up now.

Sarge! They are breaking through!

God help us all!

Let's rock and roll!

And clean out the car

before then.

It's like a dumpster on wheels.

Nana, you promised you wouldn't

disturb the game.

I'm not disturbing the game,

i'm just making myself a sandwich.

well, it's disturbing.

No, you and you friends,

sitting in there pretending

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Andrew Matthews

Andrew Matthews (born (1984-10-26)26 October 1984) is a British bobsledder.Matthews competed at the 2014 Winter Olympics for Great Britain. He teamed with driver Lamin Deen, John Baines and Ben Simons in the Great Britain-2 sled in the four-man event, finishing 19th. He was a late replacement after Craig Pickering was injured.As of April 2014, his best showing at the World Championships is 23rd, coming in the four-man event in 2013.Matthews was born in Slough, and made his World Cup debut in December 2012. As of April 2014, his best finish is 8th, in a four-man event in 2012–13 at Winterberg.Matthews was a member of the British gold medal winning 4x100 metre relay team at the 2003 European Athletics Junior Championships more…

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