You Should Meet My Son! Page #4

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Through a wire connected to his testicles.

It's sort of like hitting a puppy with a rolled up newspaper

(another electric shock and scream from behind door)

This will rewire his brain to start accepting

more heterosexual ideas

(Longer electric shock and prolonged scream of pain from behind door)

So in doing so we have cured him,

In a manner consistent with the teachings of Jesus Christ.

Well that was certainly educational.

I guess.....

Oh what are you going to do Mae?

I don't know Rose.

I want him to be happy but....

(Mae talking from inside)

Look at him, he is so handsome.

(both Mae and Rose talking)

(Mae) I know he is so good

(Rose) I know he is such a good boy.

(Brian talking to lady)

hey I will probably see you next time.

(lady) bye bye thank you again so much.

(Brian) It's OK bye guys.

Hi....

Hi there... I just came by to finish the garage.

It will be white, it is suppose to last about 50 years.

Are you happy?

(Brian) What?

(Mae) It's just that your usually smiling....

But this past week...

Is something?

It's nothing.

(Brian) Look at me now I'm smiling.

I'm fine.

You know I will do anything to make you happy.

I know.

I am going to go and finish that garage.

You know something Mae?

I don't care if he is "you know".

I like Brian just the way he is.

You know what Rose?

So do I.

God I am so relieved.

Even if I will never have grand kids.

There is not a single thing I would change about that man.

(Rose) No, me neither.

What am I going to do Rose?

I can't stand the idea of my baby boy

going through life alone and unhappy.

Well he always seemed to be happy when Dennis was around.

Rose what are you suggesting?

I am not suggesting anything....

I am just saying....

That maybe that was why he always had

that big old goofy grin on his face.

You mean.....

Oh my god.

I just got a picture in my head of Brian and Dennis....

....together.

Which one do you think was....

What?

Well you remember when Brian was toilet training and...

I don't want to know

(Rose) Well what are you going to do?

The only thing a good mother can do.

There you are.

Mae??

(Mae) I just thought you would like a little help

with the move is all.

Where do you want these?

In the kitchen.

So Mae... how have you been?

Other than my hip, nothing to complain about.

and you?

I'm fine.

That's nice.

By the way....

When were you going to tell me you have been sodomizing my son?

Pardon?

Oh my isn't that the right word?

Well what I mean is when you and....

I know what you meant Mae.

You have been eating at my table for 5 years,

and you couldn't even drop me a hint?

Brian was just waiting for the right time.

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