You Should Meet My Son! Page #5

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Dennis listen to me couples fight...

It doesn't mean they don't love each other.

The two of you should talk.

It's not right for men to live by themselves

it says so in the bible.

Although I must admit I had to get passed all that stuff in laviticas....

about the two of you being unspeakable abominations.

But there is this lovely part in Genesis,

where it talks about how men should not live alone.

How the should have a companion.

(Dennis) Yes Mae I know.

Now I have to admit you are not exactly what

I was expecting in a daughter in law.

But you do make my son happy.

and lord knows I can be flexible.

Course we are going to have to think of something

to tell the neighbours.

(Mae) I do not wanna hear,

Of the two of you yammering on about how great your sex life is.

If its all the same to you...

I'm just going to go back to pretending you are Brian's room mate.

I can do it, I am very good at denial.

I want you to take these cups and....

(Mae) your....

(Dennis) Now Mae...

You left my wonderful son Brian,

For this.... this bleach blond home wrecker?

No offence I am sure your a very nice person.

It's complicated Mae.

(Mae) Complicated?

Oh Dennis it's simple.

You sir are a scoundrel.

and you know what my son deserves better.

You are not worthy of a man as good as my Brian.

I tell you what...

That boys head had seen more bleach

than a laundry room.

Poor Brian....

Poor Brian?

Poor Dennis!

He was lucky to have a man as good as my Brian.

Someday he is going to realise that.

Well at least you tried.

Oh I am not done yet.

I thought you said Dennis wouldn't....

Dennis shmemis

I am sure there are plenty of guys who would

be thrilled to marry a guy like Brian.

I know but....

My son is a good person he deserves to be happy.

Yeah but Mae we don't know any gay men.

Not yet.

Mae, what did you do?

(Door bell rings)

Hi, I have a delivery here for Mae Davis.

What a nice surprise.

It is so completely unexpected.

Oh would you mind carrying them into the kitchen for me?

Sure

(Mae)Thank you, right this way

Mae you didn't.....

Zip it!

Where would you like...

(Mae) Oh right over there would be perfect.

Thank you so much.

What's your name?

I'm Tim

Hi Tim, I am Mae and this is my sister Rose.

(Rose whispers) Hi

(Tim) It's nice to meet you.

You ladies have a beautiful home.

That is so nice of you to notice.

You know what I am going to get you,

A glass of ice tea

(Tim) Oh no I couldn't...

Oh but it is such a hot day...

No I insist.

(Tim continues to object)

It's important to stay hydrated.

Thank you.

So you like being a florist Tim?,

Is it a good living?

(Tim) Actually I am not a florist, I just deliver the flowers.

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