Wrong Cops Page #5

- Well, isn't that the way it's done

in the movie world?

- No.

- Everyone kisses everyone?

- No.

- Oh, I thought it was.

- No.

- Maybe it's

a regular cinema thing,

not for numerical movies.

- See ya, Duke.

Thanks, buddy.

Peace out.

- Hey, whatever you like.

Take care, Bob!

- Hey, I'm home.

- Hey, honey.

What are you doing home

so early?

- Well, I just decided

to pop in-

I was in the neighborhood-

and give you a kiss.

- Mwah!

- How's my little bunny?

- We're watching a great movie.

- Oh, really?

- You really smell like marijuana.

- I do?

Oh, uh, well, uh,

we seized a big shipment

this morning,

so I've been handling

big bags of weed all day.

- I know you're an office cop,

Daddy.

Forget it.

Can we just keep watching

our movie?

- Okay.

Sorry. I'll leave you alone.

Oh, this looks great.

- What are you doing with

a shovel, darling?

- Oh, this? I'm just-

It's nothing. I'll, uh...

I'll tell you later,

but it's not a big deal.

So, uh, yeah,

keep watching your movie.

I'll stop bothering you guys,

all right?

Hey! Sir?

Dont leave me here

without music!

Please!

- Holy f***ing sh*t.

- Hey, baby, did you manage

to take care

of my parking tickets like I asked?

- Well, I haven't, uh-

I haven't tried,

to be honest with you.

- Well, that's not very nice.

'Cause when I asked you,

you said you would take care

of them.

I was counting on you.

I really was.

- Well, I have thought about it,

and I think you deserve those tickets,

Michael.

- Screw you!

Don't call me Michael.

- Hang on.

How f***ing hard is it

to park in the right place?

I think you do it on purpose!

Why are you parking

in the wrong f***ing place

all the time?

- You are such an a**hole.

- Oh, my God.

I love this song.

You know it?

- I don't give a f***

about your song, okay?

Don't ever call me again.

I'm out of here.

- That is up to me, buddy.

I will call you

if I f***ing feel like calling you!

Yeah?

- Duke, where are you?

I need to see you immediately.

- Sunshine.

What do you want?

Don't tell me

you smoked it all already.

- No.

No, not at all.

But I have changed my mind.

- What are you talking about?

Changed your mind about what?

- I just found a bag of cash

buried in my backyard.

There's enough money in here

to buy weed for the next year,

maybe even two years.

Come on, man.

You expect me to believe

your bullshit?

Why don't you just say

you didn't have the balls

to finish the guy?

- No, no, no. I'm serious.

Im not kidding.

$13,000 in some old, crappy bag.

I think it was the life savings

of the guy who lived here before me.

- Wow.

F***!

- I know.

So I can pay you back

what I owe you,

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