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but it sounds awesome and amazing.

- Yeah?

- Linda!

How's my little kitty?

- Good. Are you on your way?

- No, actually,

that's why I'm calling.

You need to tell Donaldson

that I can't won't be

in the office this afternoon.

- Why?

- Well, it's personal.

It's a family matter.

I can't talk about it

on the phone.

- Is it serious?

- Well, yeah, it's serious.

It's serious enough where

I can't come into the office.

- But Donaldson is waiting for you.

- Okay, yeah,

tell Donaldson that, uh,

I have to take care of this guy

who is definitely getting cancer.

- Oh.

- Well, that's what

the doctor said.

The doctor said, "Maybe cancer."

- Hey!

Turn some music on, please.

- Uh, Linda, I have to go.

That is the family member

who may have cancer

who is calling me.

Okay, bye.

Hey, what is the matter with you,

yelling like that?

- The music.

It did me some good...

in your partner's car.

It helped me to think of something else.

Without the music,

it's very difficult.

The pain comes back.

And I really don't feel that well.

Then just put a little music on for me.

That's all I'm asking for.

- Okay, I'll put some music on.

No problem.

Is that better?

Do you like that music?

Hey, is that the kind of music

you like?

Sir?

Hey.

Hey, sir.

Sir.

- What?

- Hey, I've have

an errand to run right now,

so I'll be gone for a while,

no more than five minutes.

Is that okay?

- I have to tell my wife.

She must be worried.

- Okay, we'll talk about that

when I get back,

because now I have an errand

to run.

Now, would you like to listen

to some music

in the meantime or not?

- Oh, yes, please.

- Okay, did you like the music

that I was listening to?

Or would you like something else?

- I don't know.

I can't remember.

- Okay, I'm gonna hurry up.

Don't move.

I am taking this shovel.

Okay, fine.

I'm taking a...

A key chain too, okay?

Hey!

What are you doing with my car?

Get away!

- Nothing.

I was just wondering

why the music was so loud.

That's all.

- So the radio's on.

I don't see what the big deal is.

- Well, normally people

turn their radios off

when they park their cars.

It's kind of strange to leave it on,

don't you think?

- No, I don't.

And normally people walk on their feet.

Don't you think it's a little bit

strange

that you need this thing to

wheel you around?

- Hey, go f*** yourself!

- No, really, you should

just call me whenever you want.

No matter what time it is,

wherever you are, Bob,

I will be there for you.

You're my top-priority client.

You can count on me.

- That's really nice.

- Seriously.

- Okay.

- So do we kiss now

to say good-bye or what?

- Why do you want to kiss me?

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