Wrong Page #3

Synopsis: Dolph Springer wakes up one morning to realize he has lost the love of his life, his dog, Paul. During his quest to get Paul (and his life) back, Dolph radically changes the lives of others: a pizza-delivering nymphomaniac, a jogging-addict neighbor in search of completeness, an opportunistic French-Mexican gardener, and an off-kilter pet detective. In his journey to find Paul, Dolph may lose something even more vital: his mind.
Genre: Comedy, Mystery
Director(s): Quentin Dupieux
Production: Drafthouse Films
  7 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
94 min


Look, does that logo make any sense to you?


They're fast, I would say.

So, what do we do now?

I don't know, boss.

Do you want me to take the pine out

and replace it with another palm tree?

Could you do that?

Would that be too complicated?

No. It would cost a little, but it's doable.

How much?

I don't know, 500.

Yeah, okay. Yeah, do it.

- Do it.

- You're sure?

Yeah, I can't leave this pine tree here.

This doesn't make any sense.


Who is this?

It's a good thing you called.

Is this a joke? Who... Who is this?

You've lost your dog, haven't you?

Mike, is that you? Is this...

Are you f***ing with me? You are lame.

Answer me.

Yeah, you can drop the mysterious voice now.

I'm not buying it at all, it's ridiculous.

Don't you have anything better to do?

Dolph, listen to me carefully.

This isn't Mike and it isn't a joke.

I'm deadly serious.

You've lost your dog, haven't you?

Yeah, I can't find my dog. What do you care?

We must meet.

I don't understand.

That's all I can say on the phone.

We must meet soon.

It's about Paul.

Meet me tomorrow at 11:00 a. m. on the dot.

Latitude 34.11, longitude negative 117.

I'll explain everything.





Is this Dolph?

Um, yes.

Yes, it is Dolph. It's me Dolph.

I don't recognize your voice.

It's maybe because

I smoke a lot of cigarettes today.

That's Why.

Okay. I smoke too, all the time.

It's so pleasant.

It's true, I... I agree.

So, how have you been since this morning?

I've been well. Thank you.

So you sent me the pizza?

Yeah, that was me.

Okay, that was you.

That... That was very nice.

Thank you very much.

Well, did you get my note?

Yes, I'm looking at it right now.

It's right in front of me.



Are you interested in my proposition?

Yes, I'm interested.

I am very, very interested.

Very much.




Come and get it!

Come here, boy!


- Hello.

- Hi.

Master Chang has sent me to warn you.

He'll be running a little late.

- Master Chang?

- Yes.

You're meeting Master Chang.

I didn't know.

I mean... I mean,

I know I'm meeting someone,

but I didn't know he had a funny name.

He also said I should give you this.

To make the wait more agreeable.


So, when is he coming?

You know, 'cause I have a busy life.

I had to take off work.

We know you're not working, Dolph.

You were fired three months ago.

You have all the time in the world.

Yeah. But, no,

cause I still go to the office.

I highly recommend you read this book.

It's life changing.

Yeah, I'll see. Can't promise anything.

What are you doing?


Listen, last night

was the best night of my life.

I loved everything.

Good. I have to go to work.

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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