Wrong Page #4

Synopsis: Dolph Springer wakes up one morning to realize he has lost the love of his life, his dog, Paul. During his quest to get Paul (and his life) back, Dolph radically changes the lives of others: a pizza-delivering nymphomaniac, a jogging-addict neighbor in search of completeness, an opportunistic French-Mexican gardener, and an off-kilter pet detective. In his journey to find Paul, Dolph may lose something even more vital: his mind.
Genre: Comedy, Mystery
Director(s): Quentin Dupieux
Production: Drafthouse Films
  7 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.3
Metacritic:
58
Rotten Tomatoes:
68%
NOT RATED
Year:
2012
94 min
$28,567
Website
232 Views


Really, thank you very much.

I'm gonna leave my husband today.

'Cause I wanna live with you now.

So I'm gonna dump that a**hole.

I wanna start over with you, Dolph.

You know, build something strong.

Okay.

Thank you very much for the pizza.

Okay, you're welcome.

Take care.

Sir, I took it upon myself

to paint your vehicle blue.

But it's not necessary.

I like it red, thank you.

Very well. Maybe next time.

Maybe next time, thank you.

Blindfold your dog

with an opaque scarf...

...and secure a garlic clove

close to his snout.

"Then spin him around for a couple

of seconds so as to disorient him.

"Then run away from him as fast as you can

in a serpentine fashion.

"If he succeeds in tracking you,

"you can be sure his sense of smell

is excellent. "

I'm going to get out of the limousine

and walk into the forest,

away from curious eyes.

Wait awhile, then fol/me.

You did good to come, Dolph.

That was the right decision.

I didn't have much of a choice.

You always have a choice.

When I was 16, a friend dared me

to douse my face with acid.

It was stupid. I wanted to impress him.

And I did it without thinking about it,

but I did have a choice.

Look at me now.

- Who are you?

- I'm a man just like you.

But I want to tell you a bit about

what I do for a living.

It might be of interest to you.

I'm the founder of a company that

specializes in abuse prevention for pets.

I love pets more than anything in this world

and I can't stand the thought

of them being hurt.

Most people buy pets

without considering the implications.

They love them at first and care for them,

but then lose interest day by day

and start neglecting them.

They stop loving them.

Causing the pets tremendous emotional pain

and they're unable to express it.

That's how the dynamics of abuse set in.

I've never abused my dog.

- I don't know why you're...

- Let me finish.

Rather than taking action

after the harm is done,

and it's basically too late,

I favor prevention.

I only realized I loved my face

after it had been burned with acid,

but it was too late.

Before, it was just my face,

I didn't know I loved it.

I only started loving it again

when it had partially disappeared.

- Do you follow?

- Not really.

Man gets accustomed,

inured to things rapidly.

He gets used to everything.

When you get a new jacket,

you are happy to wear it.

But that joy wears off, you get accustomed,

and after a few days that jacket

doesn't bring you any joy at all.

On the other hand,

if that jacket is stolen from you,

desire ignites again inside of you.

All of a sudden, you'll miss that jacket

and you'll love that jacket again.

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