Wrong Page #2

Synopsis: Dolph Springer wakes up one morning to realize he has lost the love of his life, his dog, Paul. During his quest to get Paul (and his life) back, Dolph radically changes the lives of others: a pizza-delivering nymphomaniac, a jogging-addict neighbor in search of completeness, an opportunistic French-Mexican gardener, and an off-kilter pet detective. In his journey to find Paul, Dolph may lose something even more vital: his mind.
Genre: Comedy, Mystery
Director(s): Quentin Dupieux
Production: Drafthouse Films
  7 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
94 min

I just pretended to get information

from that guy over there

to make you believe

I was getting the answers.

But the reality is,

I had no need to enquire.

'Cause I know exactly what happened.

And I could have told you

from the beginning.


I just don't feel like telling you... sir.

- You understand?

- Um, yeah.

Good. Turn your car around.

Now, please.

Hey, Dolph.

Why do you keep coming here?

Why wouldn't I? I like this job.

- Is that a problem?

- No, no. We... We all do.

It's just a little different

in your case.

You were fired three months ago.


What difference does it make?

Well, it's a little weird to come back

to a place where you've been let go.

And besides you don't even conform

to office hours.

Yeah, and your computer's

not even turned on.

You're pretending to work.

It's bullshit.

What the f*** do you care?

What if I like it?

Okay, I'm... I'm sorry, Dolph.

But if you keep coming here,

I'm gonna have to report you to the board.

Me, too.

You disgust me.

I can't even look at you.

Richard, wanna have lunch?

Buy you a burger for old times' sake.

No. I mean, break's over in three minutes

and the others will just reject me

if I keep being your friend.

Okay. Never mind.

- Bye.

- Bye, Dolph.

- Goodbye.

- Take care.

Those f***ers!


I'm done for today, boss.

Um, we really have to talk

about the... the palm tree.

Did you notice anyone come by

while I was gone?

Those are flowers.

Yes. Victor, did you see anybody come by?


I hate to bother you about this boss, but we

really have to talk about the palm tree.

We have a problem.

What is it?

It's kind of hard to explain.

I don't know how it happened or why,

but the palm tree is no longer a palm tree.

- No.

- What are you talking about?



That's why I wanted to show you.


Twenty years of gardening,

I've never seen this in my whole life.

I can't get over it.

It's a pine tree now.

I know. It's crazy.

Well, how is that even possible?

I don't know, boss.

Maybe it's a disease

or some kinda mutation.

I gotta look up on the Internet.

Well, I... I don't want a pine tree here.

I don't like this at all.

The palm tree was much more fitting.

Excuse me. Is there a Dolph here?

Yeah, that's me.

I have a pizza here for you.

No, I didn't order a pizza.

I... I called, but I didn't order.

So, that's... that's a mistake.

Nope. It's on the house.

What do you mean "on the house"?

Who sent it?

I don't know, sir.

I was asked to bring it to you.

Just doing my job.

Yeah, okay, here.

- Enjoy.

- Thank you.

You're sure

getting a lot of stuff today, boss.

I didn't ask for any of this.

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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