Woody Woodpecker Page #4

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Around here, I'm at the top

of the pecking order.

I said beat it!

He makes the catch,

and the crowd goes wild!

Woo-hoo-hoo!

Give me that back right now!

Big day, Mr. Walters.

Ready to break ground?

I sure am, George.

Remember, I want this house

on the market by fall.

So it needs to be done quickly.

Well, for enough money,

anything can be done quickly.

Even out here in the sticks.

Well, that is good to hear.

'Cause according to my schedule,

you're already 20 minutes behind.

-Your schedule?

-Oh, I am hands-on, George.

I'm gonna ride your crew.

Super! They'll love that.

And by the study fireplace,

I was thinking twin

zebra sheepskin chairs.

They'll be a nice contrast

to the Crested Butte cigar leather sofas.

And, of course,

the 30-light, elk antler chandelier

will tie it all together.

And I want it all done in eight weeks.

That's really not enough time.

Money is no object.

-Consider it done.

-Thank you!

Lance, honey,

I've decided on volcanic stone

for the kitchen counters. Mmm?

Great.

Baby, aren't those

the most expensive counters in the world?

Well, duh! The best usually is.

Let me see.

-Okay, honey.

-VANESSA:
That's so exciting!

Hey, Tommy, you wanna watch

the excavation?

Hmm, let me think about it. No.

Okay, uh, I'll take that no as a no.

Can't a bird catch some Z's around here?

Huh? Hey, what's the big idea?

MAN:
Watch it! Watch it!

Wait a minute.

They're not camping, they're moving in!

No, no, no. This is my forest!

Time for an eviction notice.

Hey! Yeah, you!

Get off my lawn.

-Punk.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"

"P." "P who?"

"Pee-yew!"

Somebody get that bird!

WOODY:
Let's see who's next, shall we?

Eenie, meenie, minie, moe!

Baby!

-Baby!

-WOODY:
Bombs away!

The bird!

WOODY:
How's that for an eviction notice?

No. No!

The good thing about a high-fiber diet,

it keeps you regular.

-Whoa!

That'll buff right out!

-Oh, baby.

Don't you "baby" me!

Well, the bad news is

you're encroaching on the habitat

of a very territorial bird.

No kidding.

Well, don't worry about the window.

We'll just add that to the bill.

Would you keep it down out here?

-Well, see?

-Shh.

-That's much better.

Tommy, open the door!

Tommy!

You planning on buying it,

or just tuning it to death?

Uh... Sorry, I was just browsing.

Don't sweat it. Play away!

-I'm Jill.

-Uh, I'm Tommy.

-Are you visiting?

-Yeah.

My dad's building this house by the river.

Oh, man. That mega mansion

everyone's talking about?

Yeah, that would be it.

So, you interested in it?

Uh, this is a really...

This is a really sweet guitar.

I helped restore it.

The guy who sold it to us

was a roadie for Springsteen.

Who knows,

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