Woody Woodpecker Page #3

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Come on, brother. Share the wealth,

spread the love. Hook me up.

What are you trying to tell me?

Humans. You gotta

spell everything out for them.

Oh.

You're hungry.

You want a Peanut Butter Bonker?

Does a woodpecker peck in the woods?

Whoa!

Wa-hoo!

You like that, huh?

Even better than beetle larva!

Which if you haven't tried,

is quite good when in season.

-Have another?

-Don't gotta ask me twice.

Huh?

-It's okay.

Hmm?

Mmm...

Hey, don't let the mushy music fool you.

We're not friends or anything.

I'm only doing this for the free food.

-I'm gonna call you Woody.

-Huh?

You like that name? Woody?

I'm gonna call you

Kid Who Just Ran Out Of Bonkers.

See you!

Well, I hope everyone is hungry.

I wanted our first night in the wilderness

to be a little less wild.

-Got any pizza?

-No, I don't have any pizza.

This is much better than pizza!

Nothing is better than pizza.

Well, I think it looks

absolutely delicious, Lance.

Thank you, baby.

Here's to me building,

and you designing something amazing.

-Amazing.

-Cheers.

Here, cheers.

Oh, come on, clink it.

-Hiya, campers!

Sorry I'm late. Traffic.

So, what's for dinner?

Mmm, good to see you again,

Kid Who Gives Me Food.

What is that thing?

It's okay. I met him in the forest.

He's friendly.

I named him Woody.

What are you doing? Don't feed it.

-We'll never get rid of it.

Stay away from him!

You don't know where it's been!

And I have no idea

where you've been, sweetheart.

He's practically tame.

Yeah. As long as you feed me.

Okay, who cut the cheese?

Whoever did it, did a great job!

Please, get rid of it!

Shoo! Shoo! Get outta here!

You know, it's so funny

when they try to fly.

-You don't have wings, you dummy!

-Get outta here!

Mmm, beans.

Get rid of it! Do something!

Okay, okay, okay.

Beans, beans, the musical fruit

The more you eat, the more you...

Disgusting!

-I think he's awesome!

-WOODY:
Mmm-hmm.

- Whoa!

-Get outta here.

You know, I'm sensing

a little hostility here.

Hey, stop. He's not hurting anyone.

You got something in your hair.

Ow. Ow!

-Missed me! Whoa!

-Is it something I said?

Yoo-hoo!

Over here, you big featherless freak!

-Oh... Oh! Oh, baby!

WOODY:
See you at breakfast.

LANCE:
Oh, no.

VANESSA:
You hit me!

Baby, I'm so sorry.

Look, it was an accident.

Aw, let me see, let me see, let me see.

Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay? You okay?

Look, let's just eat our...

Dinner.

-Ow!

Can you not hear that?

That woman could sleep

through a hurricane.

Can you believe that stupid bird?

Tommy?

Hey!

Shoo!

Get outta here! Come on, beat it!

Go find somewhere else to peck.

Go find somewhere else to sleep.

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