Woody Woodpecker

Synopsis: The hyperactive red-headed bird enters a turf war with a big city lawyer wanting to tear down his home in an effort to build a house to flip.
Director(s): Alex Zamm
Production: Universal Pictures Home Entertainment
Rotten Tomatoes:
91 min


Peanut butter. Oh, yeah, peanut butter.

I love peanut butter.

- Huh?

Did you hear that?

Yeah, me, too. Better go check it out.

Yeah, no poaching.

Why you gotta eat them

damn things for anyway?

-You're gonna rot your teeth.


Poachers in my forest!

This ought to be fun. Game on.

Hello, boys. Guess who?

What in the hell kind of bird is that?

I'm gonna give

you guys five seconds...

It sure is angry about something.

...to get you and your guns outta here.

Well, it ain't no eagle...

-Do you hear me?

But somebody will surely pay

to have it stuffed.

Guns? Oh, no. What ever will I do?

Toro! Toro!


Come on! That the best you got?

Shoot him!

Over here now!

Nice shot.

Now let's try this with a moving target!

Reload! Come on! Reload!


Looking for me? Whoa!

Too slow. Gotta go.

Over there! There he is.



Peekaboo! Over here!


Okay, boys.

You got me fair and square. I give up.


-Nighty-night, boys.

Did you...

And I'm the one with a brain

the size of a walnut?


Speech! Speech! Speech!

All right, all right, all right.

Now, raise your glasses,

and here's to our victory

and here's to our team.

Barb, come on in. Join the party.

Actually, Lance, we need to talk.


I just won a case for this firm

worth millions, and I'm being terminated?

...another thing.

Since when do we need to be

so overly concerned

with the rights of wildlife?

Wildlife don't vote.

Wildlife don't pay taxes.

Big Oil creates big jobs.

When's the last time

you ever saw a bear create a job?

Barb, come on.

Fifteen years of

busting my butt for this firm.

Not to mention,

the biggest case you've ever won.

And you're gonna fire me?


They can't do that.

Actually, turns out they can.

We will sue.

Sue one of the toughest

law firms in the country?

Not a great idea.

Don't worry, baby. I got a plan.

Are you gonna smear them on social media?

I was thinking something

a little more mature.


My grandfather left me

an amazing piece of property

right up near the Canadian border.

We are going to create a country estate.

Look at me.

Look what I'm wearing.

I can't. I'm a city girl!

We're not gonna live in it.

We're gonna flip it.

Take a huge profit.

I'm gonna start my own firm.

Success is the best revenge.

Nope. Nope.

That's it! That's the one we saw!

"The pileated

red-crowned woodpecker.

"Thought to be extinct...

"Last one sold on the black market for..."

Get this. $500,000!

Holy moly! I could

buy me that blue suede tux.

Or one of them monster trucks.

All I know is that bird

is out there in the woods someplace,

just waiting for us to bag it!

Home sweet home!

And no one around to bother me.

And this is gonna be great.

I gotta tell you,

this is the first time in a long time

I'm actually excited about something.



Lance, look who is here.

Linda! What a nice surprise.

May we come in?

Of course.

Hey, Tommy. How you doing, bud?

My dad is in the hospital.

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

I always liked your dad

even though he hates my guts.

He doesn't hate your guts.

No, he told me.

He actually said, "I hate your guts."

It's a little hard to misinterpret that.

Look, I'm leaving on a flight

to Philadelphia at 10:00.

I need your help. I need you

to watch Tommy for a while.


- No way. No.

If this were any other time,

I would be happy to help.

-But this is not any other time.

I'm sorry my dad didn't ask

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Alex Zamm

Alex Zamm is an American film director. Beginning with 1998's Chairman of the Board, he has directed numerous poorly received films, most of them released directly to DVD. With a focus on creating family entertainment, Zamm has directed such films as My Date with the President's Daughter, Tooth Fairy 2, The Pooch And The Pauper, Dr. Dolittle: Million Dollar Mutts, R.L. Stine’s: The Haunting Hour, and Snow. more…

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