Witchcraft 16 - Hollywood Coven Page #3

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They better watch them.

I gotta take care of something.

They don't know who you are,

you're extraordinaire Jamal.

Wow, looks like Henry gets a reprieval.

Despite the fact that we killed

his ass in Crystal Force.

I can take it.

Do it!

Ahhhhhh!

Do it, Rose!

Ahhhhh!

Well, the fans demanded my return, so.

Yeah, well, you wanna come over

and watch them then?

Seeing as how we're gonna be

playing Henry and Linda again.

Flashback to Linda and Henry.

Yeah, whatever,

flashback to Henry and Linda.

So you wanna come over and watch?

Sure but, my soap opera on camera class

let's out at 7:
00,

so how about eightish?

All right, that'll work.

I have a cold read for commercial class

that gets out at 6:30.

I can just swing by the store

and get something to eat.

- Awesome.

- All right.

Hey, come on in.

Thanks for having me over.

I brought this.

Hmm, fancy.

I happen to know that

this bottle of wine

costs about $10.

Well, only the best.

Speaking of fancy,

how can you afford this place?

Two things.

My grandma left it to me,

right after she passed.

And it was pretty much all paid off then.

Second, you remember that

Little Christy's commercial?

The one with the little girl

and the kitten?

It aired like,

a billion times a day in the 80s.

And then that same little girl

was on all the packaging?

- That was you?

- Yep.

I ended up putting it all

in a trust fund.

And paying it off when I turned 18.

I made f***ing bank off that sh*t.

Well, here's to child labor.

Child labor and... shitty $10 wine.

I have cheap tastes.

Hmmm, speaking of,

are you ready for the main event?

Crystal Force 315 million.

I have high hopes.

This is actually not half bad.

I wonder what happened

to these... actors?

Hmm, who knows?

You can make a pretty decent living

off of commercials and

random guest spots on TV

and still remain pretty invisible.

Where are they?

Where are we?

I don't see them anymore.

Come on, Rose.

Carter?

Carter.

- Honey.

- Don't resist me, you know you want it.

I can't, can't do this.

Stan, Kelly, anybody?

Oh, what's happening to me!

Greetings Will Spanner.

It's you, you're the demon Abadon.

I don't fear you, go away.

Master promises to spare, all the others

if you return your allegiance to him,

where it belongs.

You go back to hell and you tell him,

he will never have me voluntarily.

Oh, God, no!

How come the guys never get naked?

No, I don't know,

they have better agents.

You see that?

See what?

- Hey.

- Master Abadon.

Hey what?

It's pretty hot, don't you think?

Well, yeah, if you like watching

naked people have sex is incredibly hot.

That's the funny thing though.

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