
Witchcraft 16 - Hollywood Coven
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F*ck, why didn't we get
a motel room before, huh?
This is fucking great.
Danielle was a lucky girl.
If I had you, I'd never
let you leave the bedroom.
What are you talking about?
You are Danielle.
Sorry stud, I'm Sharon.
You're a great f*ck, Nick.
But I don't like loose ends.
Cut!
Oh, my God, he's drenched.
And that, ladies and gentlemen,
is a wrap
on Crystal Force 15 Blood Angel.
Oh, my God, I'm never working
It's gonna take a Silkwood shower
to get all of this blood off of us.
Good job, Shelley.
Thanks.
Can you go get our celebratory
items from the craft services table?
Ooo, champagne.
Can you afford that on this budget?
I mean, seriously.
I'll do as many of these as you want.
I mean, I survived, so I get to be
Well.
Dude, get up.
He said cut.
You said you needed
a ride to acting class.
And I have to go to my acting class.
So come on, get up, let's go.
What the f*ck!
The answer to your question, Shelley.
I don't think you're gonna
make it to the sequel.
Holy shit, is he dead!
Yes, Shelley, he's dead.
God, she's so intuitive.
Which is what makes you
such a great actress.
That was sarcasm by the way.
What is going on?
What do you have the cheese knife
from the craft services table?
Get off of me, you fucking rapist.
What is going on here?
Do you know why Crystal Force
is such a successful horror franchise?
One of the most successful in history?
Strong scripts?
Hardly.
Good direction?
I'm flattered, but no.
High value on such a low budget.
Now, you just fucking with me.
No, Shelley, the reason Crystal Force
is such a successful franchise is
because we practice what we preach.
So at the end of every film, which is
my favorite cast party,
we cut out your fucking heart.
And deliver it to the Master,
who is also our executive producer.
He casts a spell on it and bam!
Direct to video gold.
You can't kill me.
My agent got me this gig.
And if I don't answer her
texts about auditions,
she's gonna know this is
the last job I ever worked.
God, she talks a lot.
Your agent, my dear,
is part of the coven.
And you didn't quite book
enough gigs this year.
Please, I'll join your coven.
I'll do anything you want.
That's a wrap.
So, should we have a friendly wager
on whether or not I'm gonna have
to save your ass from these witches
covens in the third film?
Actually, I'm kind of hoping
I get to be an evil witch this time.
So hopefully you'll be
saving someone else's ass from me.
a witches coven, twice,
Detective Gilmore,
I think I saved
both your assess in two movies.
So, simmer down Greg Andrews,
aka worst
I totally hope
I get killed again in this one.
Me too.
Killed again dance
And doing the killed again dance
I'd actually like to
live through one for once.
It's okay.
Hey, where's Shelley?
You guys remember her?
Didn't she play Danielle in Blood Angel?
Yeah, isn't she in this one two?
We sort of bonded on Blood Angel
but then I never saw her again,
very strange.
I've literally kept up with three people
I've met on set, over the past 10 years.
We just go our own ways.
Yeah, I know.
But I ran into almost all you guys
at auditions this last year.
She just sort of vanished.
Won't even answer her texts.
Maybe she just went home.
Plenty of people just give up and bail.
Maybe, it's just weird.
I'll tell you what's weird.
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