Witchcraft 16 - Hollywood Coven Page #2

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It's a gig.

I wouldn't even ask but the producers

want to see me right now.

And it's really important.

Okay, all right, sure.

Just keep an eye on your email

for the shooting schedule.

- Okay, thanks Jamal.

- Hmm.

You guys have a good read.

I'll see you on the set.

- Good luck.

- Bye.

Anybody else?

Phone calls, emails.

- All right, shut your phone off please.

- Yeah.

All right, okay,

let's turn to page one.

Let's start at the top.

I'll read all the stage directions.

Crystal Force, origins by yours truly.

Producer, director, now screenwriter?

Is there anything this man can't do?

Bring a movie in under budget.

You know what?

Just for that,

I'm gonna kill your character

off first in the re-write.

All right, all right, back to business.

"Fade in, interior, suburban home.

"Day, Greg Andrews is putting

"the finishing touches on killing a witch,

"in a huge house,

in Orange County, California."

You want naughty nurse?

I'll give you naughty nurse.

Doctor, superhero, waitress, nurse.

Nice try, Pazuza.

If you're the most powerful

witch in the coven,

you're gonna have a lot of trouble

keeping the door open, guaranteed.

"Burn their bones.

"Then scatter the ashes

from here to Orange County.

"The remains of the coven

must be separated

"to prevent

the resurrection of the Master.

"But now that even the Master is gone,

"his apocalypse are legion.

"With your newfound powers

comes responsibility.

"You must ever be vigilant, because

"now you're Oxnard's first line of defense

"against the dark arts.

"Best of luck."

"Greg Andrews turns and walks

"into the sunset,

leaving Brittney and Chelsea

"standing over the bodies of the coven.

- "As we fade to black."

- Yeah.

Okay, since Origins kind of folds

back on itself, um, you have the...

Yeah, the DVDs.

Thank you.

I thought it would be great

to reference some of the older

Crystal Force movies.

So you guys should maybe team together

and check them out.

Let me introduce you to, DVDs.

Guys and sel-a-mon.

Got it.

Ooo, Crystal Force 10

Headmistress of Magic, spooky.

I'm actually in that one.

Shut up.

And this one,

Crystal Force School The New Class.

Unfairly overlooked for

an Oscar nomination, if you ask me.

All right, keep an eye on your emails

for rehearsal schedule and call sheets.

- Thank you.

- Thank you.

You're welcome.

Don't die.

Don't die.

- All right.

- You gonna need any specialty items

for the craft service, or anything?

Yeah, we'll take care of it later.

All right.

Think they're gonna watch

the movies or not?

A lot of times you give them things

they just say they're gonna watch them.

I'll know when they watch them or not.

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