Winners and Sinners Page #6

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Teapot, where did you take my sister?

Oh brother...

We just went for a cup of tea.

Then you haven't had

a late night snack yet.

I've treated them all to a round of punch.

I've saved two for you, though.

You bastard!

I'll catch you and smash your...

I've been blessed with

such special friendships

And my buddies

look out for me all the time.

We labour and laugh together

When the going gets tough,

You wish you could just scream

When you're completely exhausted,

you deserve a break,

and a good bout of laughter

Have a good laugh!

Nothing tops being happy

A good laugh can do such wonders

So learn to laugh at will!

It sure drives out all frustrations

and boredom too

And it puts a sparkle in your eyes

So learn to laugh at will

It's as if the five lucky stars

always shine upon you

This is fabulous! It's just pure

joy to be able to laugh at will

Everyone should try to laugh more

Have a laugh!

Where do you want to go next?

Up to you.

A movie, perhaps?

Sounds good.

No scary movies, though.

Then what?

Comedies are fine.

My little friend, it's your turn now.

Maxim is good, Maxim is great,

Maxim's cakes are amazing.

And one more question,

what's the best thing at Maxims?

Any tips?

Okay, I'll give you three choices.

Lard Cake, Sponge Cake or the Baker's Cake.

Lard Cake.

Wrong. I'll give you another try.

Sponge Cake.

Wrong again, one more try.

Lard Cake and Sponge Cake.

Oh, well. Have this.

Three ham and egg sandwiches,

two burgers,

three colas

and one coffee to take away.

And two pork chops on rice,

two orange juices, to stay, please.

What do you want?

Why don't you get us a table?

Okay.

...and 2 fries as well.

Fat boy, I need your

girlfriend for a while.

A robbery is about to happen.

Don't panic.

You'll be safe with me.

Fat boy, sit down

and have your meal.

When I say duck, you duck.

This is for you.

I want the prize money, not the gift.

My little friend, you...

I was little 30 years ago, perhaps.

Now I'm a robber.

Hand over the cash

before I lose my patience.

Don't cry for help.

Just stay calm, seal those lips

and put the cash in the bag.

It'll be over soon.

Now try to compose yourself.

When we've gone,

you can scream all you want.

Hold it right there! Duck!

Let them go, or I'll kill him.

Fat boy, you've some good moves.

Oh, its nothing.

Are you okay?

Oh, I'm fine.

I don't see why you would let those

other four take advantage of you,

considering you can

easily beat them all.

I used to beat up the other kids

when I was young,

and no one wanted to be my friend.

Now I treasure my friendships.

As long as they're my friends,

I cut them some slack.

Robbery!

It's over and now you're screaming?!

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