Winners and Sinners Page #5

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here you go.

Don't you worry,

I'll pay you back.

Being off girls for three years makes

the ugly ones look pretty, too.

See you later. Bye.

Where's Larry?

Er, he...

He must have sent him off.

Er... maybe he just left

because he wanted to.

He's got some business

to attend to.

This way, please.

That looks nice.

This market only sells women's clothes.

What are you here for?

Nothing.

Well...

Now that the rival suitors

have all gone,

you know what you should do?

Yes, I'll leave, then.

Let me say bye to Sis first.

Hey, there's no need

for that. Just go.

No way. Sis was just asking why

everyone's gone just like that.

Let me say goodbye to her

so it looks better.

You're a good sport.

Well, only if you make it

worth my while.

So, what do you have for me?

Okay. $30 for your movie,

a noodle soup and

you can keep the change.

Just make your goodbye short.

Sure.

What's considered short?

I have no idea how you've survived

everyday life, and got this far.

When I signal, just leave.

Okay.

Don't forget.

Sis... Vaseline told us to leave

on our own.

Why?

No idea, he said he's got some

important matters to attend to.

Why don't you go ask him yourself?

It's okay. Let's go, then.

Sure.

Teapot!

I see, just a plot to court me.

Yes, and instead it gave me a chance

to be with you, alone.

Actually, why don't you just

ask me out on a date?

I wouldn't dream of it.

I know where I stand.

You see, aside from being healthy,

smart, kind-hearted,

hard-working, respectful and honest,

I have hardly any other qualities.

Not to mention how most girls

usually only care about looks.

That's very true.

See, that's why. How on earth could

I dream of asking a girl out?

Even if I meet someone like you,

I'm shy and mostly tongue-tied.

Every time a girl looks my way,

my heart pounds, my legs weaken,

and my hands go numb.

And then I'm at a loss

for words, like now.

So you've never asked

a girl out on a date before?

I've never had a date.

I've had a prostitute though.

Oh, no. I was only joking.

So where should we go now?

Why don't we go...

Please! All your babbling

is keeping the fish away.

So you've had this nickname of

Teapot since you were young?

No, back then,

they called me the Little Teapot.

You don't look like a teapot.

Oh, I do.

Just like that folk song.

How does it go? Sing it to me.

I'm a bit embarrassed.

Don't be.

Nobody can see you here.

You promise not to laugh?

Okay. Go ahead.

I'm a teapot, short and stocky

I'm a teapot, short and stocky

This is the elbow, this is the spout,

the elbow, the spout

And the tea is boiling,

time to pour

Teapot, good going!

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