Winners and Sinners Page #7

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Don't you guys move, or I'll shoot

the bullet through all your heads.

Fancy committing a robbery

with a fake gun!

Do you need some help?

Of course.

Not that, call 999.

Okay. Let's go.

Don't move!

Shoot!

One, two, three!

Next time,

I won't even count to three!

What are you laughing at?

Now, don't spoil it.

What are you staring at! Get back!

Go watch your game. Perverts!

What's the point of being invisible

if your clothes give you away, huh?

Make me disappear!

This should be a sure success.

There's an opportunity to shoot...

Just shoot!

Shoot now!

This player is unbelievably bad!

Yeah, he lacks the moves.

Cut an angle shot!

You think they're all as good as

each other? Angle shots!

Come on, go after the ball!

That's no way to win a match.

They're bound to win.

This guy is something else,

he just twists the ball around.

Get over there!

Shoot now! No!

He missed such a good chance.

He was practically waiting for

the ball. You can't play like that.

That's why I love English football.

They're always on the offensive.

What's with this commercial?

Longines.

Don't you know anything?!

This bald guy looks

a bit like Sean Connery.

This team

has no team-play at all!

Number 7 is consistently

in the wrong spot!

Number 8 is so much better.

He strikes well.

This is a really bad way

to play football.

What are you doing?

I didn't do anything.

Even I can play better.

Please let it be a soft hit.

Why did you hit me?

Are you nuts? Ask them!

Did I even touch you at all?

Go fight somewhere else.

Don't ruin the game for me.

Do it once more

and I'll be sure to retaliate.

You know what, I'm sitting over there,

just to be sure.

This one's really going to suck!

What? Blaming me again?

I'm this far from you!

You bastards! You've been

conspiring to trap me.

It's better if she takes it off herself.

How can I do this to Curly?

That is so big!

But something's missing.

When you're not with me,

I think about you a lot.

But now that I'm actually with you,

I love you so!

If only he would hit the streets now!

He just might.

He's upstairs... oh, no!

My sister!

Come here.

Pass it to the back wing!

Take a long shot! Pass now!

Shoot now!

Go get the door.

I'll get it.

You've got mail.

Can you just take this?

You mean you can see me?

I'd rather not, but

I have pretty good vision,

even when it comes to

very small objects.

You're not kidding with me?!

I should be invisible!

Invisible?! I'd rather you were!

Come on, just take this. Let me go home

and forget what I just saw.

This really hurts my eyes.

What are you guys laughing at?

Exhaust Pipe

thought he was invisible...

He was watching me in the bath and

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