Why Did I Get Married Too Page #6

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-What?|-Angela!

-What did he say?|-Girl, please, you know Marcus.

Every time he lies, he says,|"Know what I'm saying?

"I lost it, you know what I'm saying?|I forgot it, you know what I'm saying?"

I don't have Troy's. I trust that man.

I trust Terry, but I do have his.

You have it? How?

He gave it to me.

What, you didn't have to do no tricks?

What's going on in here?

Oh, hell, no! Oh, hell, no, Mike!|What are you doing here?

I was hoping Marcus divorced your ass

and married a nicer, kinder, sexier woman.

Mike, don't play with me.|What are you doing here?

Look, I own part of a timeshare. I'm here|to have a good time, have a great vacation.

This Negro got some nerve!

And you're getting on the last one.

Now where are the fellas at?

Down on the Jet Skis.

Jet Skis, now that's a plan.

Hello, Sheila.

I hear you had a baby. Congratulations.

And what are these bags?

It's called luggage. As in baggage.

As in when you look in the mirror,|you see an old bag.

You are such a queen.

You know something? I'm not gonna|let your insults hurt me, Cruella.

I'm gonna see the fellas.

I don't believe this.

I told you, man.|Why are you trying to get something?

Ain't nothing there.|She's happier than she's ever been.

For the last three months,|I've been real happy.

-A happy woman...|-Makes a happy home.

Happy home, that's right.

I wouldn't know anything about that.

What the hell is he doing here?

-Who?|-Hey, fellas!

Are you serious?

What's up, fellas?

What are you doing here, Mike?

My part of the timeshare.|So, I'm here, sharing my time.

Okay, did you come through the house?

-Yeah.|-Did the women see you?

-Yeah, they saw me.|-What did they say?

Angela said, "Oh, hell, no, no!|Hell, no! What you gonna be..."

She was patting her weave?

Your wife, man...

Man, I feel so sorry for you.|I don't know how you do it. I just don't...

Hello, Sheriff.

What's up?

Congratulations on the baby.

So, you name him Mike Junior?

What? It's a joke! Man, come on, y'all!

No, man.|But you might have been able to do that

had you taken care of your business|the first time.

All right! So, Sheriff, it's like that now?

-Cut it out, man. Cut it out.|-What?

Please tell me, number one,|you're not staying here,

and number two, you didn't bring...|What was that girl's name?

-Tricka?|-Holetta.

-Trina. Trina.|-So, you're staying here?

Yeah, as long as you put|a muzzle on Angela.

-Come on, now. That's my wife.|-I know. I'm so sorry.

But, Sheriff, don't you worry, man.

-It's all good.|-I ain't worried.

Okay.

Where are you going?

Gonna check on my wife.

He's gonna check on his wife!

-This is gonna be fun!|-We're going in the house, man.

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