
Why Did I Get Married Too
I'll get you. I'll get you!
You're playing with your ball,|is that what you're doing?
How's my little baby doing? You good?
-Hey!|-Look, Dad, it's Uncle Marcus.
Yeah, I see that.
You guys, you guys are coddled|ever since high school.
-Is that live?|-Yeah.
And if he doesn't get out of there soon,|he's gonna miss our flight.
Which may not be a bad idea, honey.
Angela and him,|all that drama all the way on the plane,
-I'm not for that today.|-Stop.
...before he got hurt,|Marcus Williams was doing his thing.
I'm so proud of him. Look how good he is!
I'm talking about cheerleaders!|I mean, you got to love them!
-Same old Marcus.|-Yeah. Yeah.
Come on, baby, we got to hurry up,|get out of here.
We don't need the food, Mom.|There's food on the plane.
This is not for you. It's for the kids.
-We gotta go.|-Where are you going?
They're going on their annual vacation,|called the marriage retreat.
-I wanna go!|-It's for grown-ups only.
That's right. Remember we went|to Disney World and I told you,
"Not this time. It's gonna be me|and your mom." Remember?
-Okay.|-And what do you know about it, Kenya?
It's you, Aunt Pat and Uncle Gavin,
and Aunt Sheila and Uncle Mike.
Yeah, but this time,|it's Aunt Sheila and Uncle Troy.
-They got divorced.|-What's a divorce?
-Who's taking that one?|-No.
Mom. Mom?
That's something you don't|have to worry about, baby,
because your mother and father|are never gonna get one.
Okay?
-Okay.|-You are so good.
It's when two married people break up|because they hate each other.
They split up their children, house,|and their money.
They fight over everything,|and whoever has the best lawyer wins.
Kenya!
You wanted her in the private school.
That's exactly like you at that age.|Exactly, honey.
See, I got two of them.|Come on, baby. We gotta go.
You guys behave while we're gone, okay?
-We will.|-Be good. Be good. Have a good time.
If you need anything,|you know the numbers are all on the fridge.
I love you, too. Kiss Mama.
-You guys be good.|-We will.
I'll see you later, okay?|Take care of yourself.
-See you later.|-Bye!
Okay, here's your decaf.
-Thanks, baby.|-The flight's a little delayed.
I know, I saw that.
Babe, what is it?
-What?|-Come on, tell me.
-What?|-I have watched you bounce up and down
this hall to go get the coffee|and come back.
You're just so happy.
-What's going on. What am I missing?|-No. I'm just so happy to see everybody.
It's gonna be so nice.
And without Mike, I'm sure it's gonna be|drama-free. It's gonna be great.
Yeah. Yeah, hopefully.
Why couldn't you just get my luggage?
I mean, what are you working out for?
-Is that them?|-That's not them.
That is them.
-Oh, my...|-Oh, please!
You better shut up, okay?
-It's always the same damn thing with you.|-You shut up.
No, you know what?|You really getting on my nerves.
Some rope and some duct tape and three|bags of concrete don't cost all that much.
I will bust a cap in that ass!
$49.95.
-Hi, Di!|-Hi!
Hi, how you doing?
-I'm good.|-What's up, T?
He gets on my nerves.
-Hey!|-Hey!
Hey, Terry! Excuse me.
That hat, man!
This is my vacation hat!
Either that or it'll cut you!
Okay, y'all keep it down.
We're not trying to get|kicked out of the airport, okay?
Tell that to the pirate.
You know what, Marcus?|Say one more thing and we ain't boarding.
The flight's a little delayed, so...
Yes, it's delayed.
Come on, man.|Let's go see what's going on with the flight.
Good to see you, Angela.
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