Why Did I Get Married Too Page #5

---

What are you talking about?

End zone?

What the hell are you talking about, man?

Yes, man! Will you cut it out|with all the football talk, please?

I don't know what the hell|you're saying most of the time!

I'm still doing it?

Yes!

Y'all fellas are crazy, man.

Yeah, we all nuts, man, we all nuts.|Nuts to be married.

Like you and Sheila,|how's it going with you two?

Good. And the baby's good.

Yeah, man. And it was Mike that led us|to believe that Sheila couldn't conceive.

That she couldn't have the baby.

And when all the while,

it was his players on the sideline,|not being able to make the draft.

There you go again!

Marcus, are we gonna need an NFL|dictionary to hang with you this weekend?

Dude, will you cut it out?|You got to stop, man. You got to stop!

Look, I told Dianne, I said, "Listen,|call Sheila, make sure she's straight."

When Dianne was pregnant|with our last baby, man,

I was scared to come home!

I had this time when Patricia was pregnant,

I'd come home,|she's watching a dog food commercial

and starts crying,

and then curses me out!

What's wrong with that? It's your fault.

You don't get it?

Don't you know all women are crazy?

They "twazy"!

Patricia doesn't even cuss!

-Yeah. Well, you know what?|-Please.

There's sides of that woman|you've never seen, trust me.

I saw it.

-When?|-College.

Martina Jimenez,|you and her in the back seat.

-You told Patricia you was at work.|-Oh, right.

I remember that!

Yeah, I remember that.

I mean, she was worse than Angela.

No.

Ain't nobody worse than Angela.

Wait a minute, young man.|What you trying to say?

Hey, you're going to fit in right around here!|I'm telling you now!

I mean, no disrespect.

She's out there, man.|She's somewhere else.

My little muffin?

-Here you go, Pat.|-Thank you.

Okay. You know you start|all of my arguments.

-Me?|-Yes!

Why?

-Your book? He Cheated, So Now What?|-Okay.

-Can I quote you?|-Please!

Y'all ready for this? Here we go.

-"In relationships, you must...|-Wait a minute!

-"...respect each other's privacy..."|-I do not talk like that!

I don't sound like that, do I?

-Yes, you do! Yes, you do!|-No, I don't!

Let me tell you a little secret.

Okay, never mind!

All right, "In relationships,|you should trust each other's privacy.

"Case in point, I don't have the password|to my husband's cell phone.

"I trust him."

So, when I read that, I asked Marcus|for the password to his cell phone!

Angela, why would you do that?

Because you told me to!

How did I tell you to?

Because you said that|you don't have the password

to his cell phone because you trust him.

So, I took that to mean that|if I don't trust him, then I should have it!

Rate this script:3.6 / 11 votes