Who Needs Enemies Page #6

I know who f***ing John is alright!

Yeah, go on then.

You know he's got to go don't you?

To f***ing Disneyland,

where do you think?

Tony... Tony... Tony -

what am I going to do with you ay?

F***ing knew I should

have steered clear of this.

Ian knows doesn't he?

Course he does, I had to tell him.

No you didn't, you didn't

have to f***ing tell him.

Don't try and make me

out to be the c*nt here.

You're the c*nt, not me.

So what now?

So now you help me...

...you want me to take that d*ckhead out?

Tonight.

No mate, I ain't gonna f***ing do it...

Listen shut up.

No, I ain't doing it.

You're doing it

- You ain't got a f***ing choice...

...you've got a second chance here...

I suggest you f***ing take it.

You know what Ian's like.

I can trust you?

You know you can trust me.

I f***ing mean it.

Call Bash...

...tell him to meet us in fifteen...

I'm going to go and get

this little c*nt, alright?

Alright?

Oi Bash, Bash?

Can you come and pick me up please,

can I have a lift please Bash...

...please?

You gonna let me in

the back of your van.

Hello Bash, come and get me

Bash, come and get me Ba... Oi.

You're having a f***ing laugh ain't you?

I sent you a text, you're

supposed to be here.

Yeah, a text...

I can't hear you mate, what?

Who's screaming?

What we supposed to do with him?

What time of the morning?

Yeah alright mate, yeah.

Where's Bash, Tony?

His missus went into labour didn't she?

So we'll be round in the morning.

Why did you text him

- I thought I told you to call him?

I couldn't get hold of

him on the blower could I?

You send the geezer that disposes

of dead bodies, a text message.

...telling him to come

and pick up a dead body?

Did you leave a kiss at the end?

He's never let us down before has he?

Did you leave a smiley

face at the end for him?

At least a smiley face.

Tell you what I'll Google it,

that's what I'll do, I'll Google it...

...how do you dispose of a dead body, yes?

Is that what you want me to do?

What about the police, tell you

what we'll call the old bill, they.

...know how to dispose of a body.

Look, enough!

What are we going to do?

I can't, the missus is using

the motor in the morning.

We'll have to stick him in your shed.

He ain't a f***ing lawnmower is he?

I didn't suggest you mow the

f***ing lawn with him did I?

I said we'd stick him in your shed.

What if Cat finds him?

She won't -

...she's way out of your league anyway.

Get in the car I'm freezing.

Come on.

Tone?

Alright Chris, who is that?

He's just a workmate, he's loaded,

I'm going to stick him in the.

...shed, go back to bed babe

I'll be up in a minute.

What do you mean stick him in the shed?

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