Who Needs Enemies Page #5

No wonder you're here.

I'm not hungry...

what else is on the menu?

Come with me.

See you later, sexy!

These are my beauties.

Lovely.

Stand for our visitor.

Trying to teach them English.

Need to see their teeth.

Smile my beauties.

All strong and healthy ay?

How much?

Two thousand each for one night.

I'll take them.

All of them?

Yes, yes.

Except her.

She don't look well.

You should give them

some of your goulash.

The pictures are crooked again.

Hmm?

Yes, I just don't get it.

You sure you straightened them?

I'm sure.

Maybe it needs two nails.

Yes, maybe.

Let me finish my coffee and I'll

do it for you later, alright?

Thanks babe.

Morning.

Good morning.

...and you're welcome.

The kids want to go to

Uncle Lee's this weekend.

What you playing at?

No more games Ian.

Right what do you want?

I want to know where you

got your entertainment from?

You are joking?

What if I don't?

Then the next envelope

will be mailed to Vicky.

You wouldn't f***ing dare.

Try me, you f***ing nonce!

Get her!

Aah, aah.

Where are they?

I love them.

Better go get Bash.

Shall I get them in then?

No, Bianca can get these in.

Go and get us a couple of Stella's babe?

I'll come with you.

Nice bird, your Bianca.

F***ing things I do to that girl.

I should be nicked!

Anyway I've got a job on.

Yeah, what?

Little job for Ian.

...head arount to some knob-heads house...

...find out where he keeps all his money.

How much?

Fair share.

I think he wants me to send

him a little message too.

F***ing text message,

what did you think?

Nothing too extreme no?

...just a talking to.

Nice finder's fee as well.

Yeah?

Yeah.

How much?

Fifteen points.

Nice.

Just me and you?

You can bring someone else in.

Give them five points.

You know anyone?

Give him a call.

Yeah, it's just there.

Been here before.

Yeah me and Ian picked up a guy

from here, Tom I think his name is.

Yeah, he's got a strip

joint, good laugh he was.

Yeah?

Well he don't pay your wages does he?

This is f***ed up, mate.

What's the matter with you?

What's he done wrong, I

thought him and Ian were mates.

What part of shut the f***

up do you not understand?

Pull up over here.

Just don't feel right.

Stop being a fanny.

Let me speak to him.

Go on you do the talking...

...it's what you're good at.

No, I mean it, don't

f***ing do anything.

Knock yourself out.

Last one on the right.

Alright Tone, what's up?

Hello Tom.

So what did he say?

Nothing.

It's all good.

All he's worried about is that envelope.

Yeah I bet he is.

So it's all good then yeah?

Don't worry about it Tone.

Let's celebrate properly.

I'll get us some sniff.

Best idea you've had all day.

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