Who Needs Enemies

And I say unto you, love your

enemies, bless them that curse you, do.

...good to them that hate you and

pray for them that despitefully use.

...you and persecute you.

That ye may be the children of

the Father, which is in heaven.

For he maketh the sun rise on the

evil and on the good and sendeth.

...the rain on the just and on the unjust.

She says, "did you hear what

that bus driver just said to me?

He just really f***ing insulted me".

So the geezer turns to her and

says, "you go out there, go on, you.

...sort him out, you have word with

him, babe... I'll hold your monkey.

...for you'."

Aye? What the f***ing hell

is the matter with you two?

It's like getting blood out of a stone!

No mate, it's just that you're

jokes ain't f***ing funny.

I mean, it is just racist, innit?

What do you mean, how

the f*** is that racist?

What, and calling a kid a monkey

ain't insinuating that she is black.

What, so you are saying that

everyone that's black is a f***ing.

Do me a favour, Chris, for fucks sake.

It's a racist, stupid joke

and you want us to laugh at it.

F***ing hell.

It's like a f***ing morgue.

You alright, Tone?

Yeah mate, sorry.

Just a bit tired.

Here, Mark, I've got

another one for you anyway.

Do me a favour Chris, spare me.

No, you'll like this one.

What did the fish say when they

pulled him out of the water?

I honestly couldn't give a f***.

F***ing mug.

F***ing mug.

F***ing told you I'd kill him didn't I?

F***ing told you I'd kill the c*nt!

Oh f***!

Hello Bash.

Where are you mate?

Oi Tony, Tony.

Look, look.

Bash, Bash will you come

and pick me up please?

Can I have a lift please Bash,

please you gonna let me in the back.

...of your van?

Bash, come and get me Bash,

come and get me Ba... Oi!

F***ing mug.

Ask Tom.

He'll tell you where to find it.

If he doesn't?

Persuade him.

Chris, one more thing.

You might find some documents.

I'm telling you for your own safety...

...don't look at them,

they're confidential.

Try again.

Will you pay attention and stop texting!

Well, its a nice little earner for you.

Just call me when you're done.

Pain is life's way of telling

you you're still alive.

Get up.

Who is it?

Who is it?

Alright Tony, what's up?

Hello, Tom.

Jesus Christ, what was that?

That was a right hook.

I told you I'd talk to him.

So f***ing talk to him,

what's the matter with you.

What?

You f***ing killed him.

You're joking?

I must have pushed his

f***ing nose through his brain...

I've always wanted to do that.

F***ing awesome.

We'll just have to find

it ourselves won't we?

Come on.

Right then.

We've got a big bag of money to find.

Come on.

It's nice digs innit?

I'm calling Bash.

Mark...

Give me a hand dragging

him around the corner...

...in case someone knocks on the door.

I don't do lugging dead

bodies around, mate.

It's not in my job

description, sorry Tone.

Alright boys.

Bash.

I pushed his nose through his brain.

That's a myth.

Mate, I've studied martial arts

for twenty f***ing years, physically.

...impossible to put someone's

nose bone through their brain.

Yeah, well I disagree.

I bet he f***ing would as well.

You've been watching

too many f***ing movies.

So why's he dead?

I think it's fair to assume that

somebody pushed a nose bone into.

...your brain.

Alright listen, enough, one dead

body at a time please fellas.

Why don't you stick

to what you do best at?

Get rid of that.

What the f***, Tom.

Dirty bastard.

Thank you, Tom.

...or are you gonna come and help?

Oi.

Shhhh.

F***ing cheeky c*nt!

How come you never pick up

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