What Happens In Vegas... Page #2

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He'd love it. He'd think we were bonding.

Maybe he would be! You don't know.

Take him to court. It might be nice.

- What am I gonna do about money?

- You're just realizing that right now?

- Fascinating.

- I could do a lot of things for money.

I'm good at stuff.

I'll bet you $5

I can finish this beer faster than you.

Really? You're on.

He doesn't even deserve me.

Here's my thought on what we should do

with this whole Mason thing.

- Okay.

- Once a week,

we get some of my brother's

loser-ass friends

to go over to Mason's house,

ring his doorbell,

and when he answers,

they're just gonna, bang,

junkpunch him

right up in his man business

and then he's gonna keel over.

While he's writhing on the ground

screaming, "Why?"

they'll go, "You know why!"

Wow! Did you just think of that?

No, I was thinking about it a lot

on the way over.

You are a child!

- What is that? What is that?

- Double or nothing.

Joy, you're gonna need

to take off this ring.

No, I... I'm just... I'm just gonna...

I'm just going to wear it

on the other hand.

You're on fire. Man, you are on fire.

This is like... I mean, you're lucky.

- I don't feel good.

- We need to capitalize on this.

You know what's gonna

make you feel better?

What?

Where's the one place where

you can step up and be a man?

Community college?

Where can you go where

you can forget all your troubles

and act like a total idiot?

I am talking about one place

and one place only, my friend.

Do not say Vegas.

Please say Vegas.

- Vegas, baby.

- Vegas?

- Las Vegas?

- What?

Swish it around in your mouth a little bit.

Think about it.

- Vegas!

- Vegas.

- Carefree.

- Say it like you mean it.

- Spontaneous.

- I can't hear you!

- Vegas!

- Vegas?

- Vegas!

- Vegas!

- Vegas!

- Vegas!

- Vegas!

- Vegas!

Hello, Las Vegas!

Wow.

Vegas.

Everyone, I'm so sorry,

but our computers are down right now,

so just bear with us, please.

I'm sorry. I know.

Okay, your fianc is one lucky guy.

I love Vegas!

Time to get a big-boy drink.

I'll have a vodka and a Scotch.

This is where I'm passing out.

Pants, you're out of here.

Did we ever tell you

you scream like a girl?

My eyes! It burns!

My head!

My head and my eyes are burning!

My back!

My nose! My nose now!

Whoa! Whoa! Take it easy!

It's okay! It's okay! They're gay!

- What?

- They're gay!

This... No, no, this is not

what it looks like.

We just...

We all got booked in the same room.

Let's just go downstairs.

I smell an upgrade!

- You guys aren't gay?

- No.

- I got this.

- No.

Just let me handle it, okay?

Okay.

Curtis. You and I have a problem.

I think we both know

how this game works.

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