
What Happens In Vegas...
Do I attract you?
Do I repulse you with my queasy smile?
Am I too dirty?
Am I too flirty?
Do I like what you like?
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like me
Without making me try?
I try to be like Grace Kelly
But all her looks were too sad
so I try a little Freddie
I've gone identity mad!
I could be brown
I could be blue
Gotta be everything more
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you walk out the door?
- Here you go, sweetie.
- Oh, thanks.
I tried banana nut sprout this morning.
Thought, you know,
thought somebody deserves
something special for his birthday.
Yeah. It's good.
Okay, so I made
reservations tonight at Babbo at 8:30.
I thought maybe we could talk about,
you know, setting a date?
Did you just make a plan to make a plan?
- Did I just do that again?
- Yeah, you did.
- Sorry.
- It's all right.
All right, I'll see you later, okay?
- Hey, hey, hey! Love you.
- Love you, too.
- Bye.
- Bye.
- Happy birthday!
- You, too!
Hello, sir.
Would you like to buy some cookies?
I would. I really would. I just...
Unfortunately, I don't have any money.
I don't have any cookies.
Jack?
I need a key.
Wow.
Wow. That...
A key?
What? No! I want a key.
Like an actual key to your apartment
so I don't have to wait outside
when I'm dressed
in these little slutty outfits.
I don't want to live with you.
No offense.
And you know I mean this
You're not exactly
serious boyfriend/marriage material.
I gotta go. I'll see you next week.
What're we doing?
Mother of the baby saved from the fire
and the sexy shirtless fireman?
I could be brown
I could be blue
I could be hurtful
I could be purple
Gotta be green
Gotta be mean
Gotta be everything more
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you walk out the door?
I could be brown
I could be blue
Gotta be everything more
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you like me?
Why don't you walk out the door?
- McNally.
- Chong.
Not now.
Hey! Hey! Hey, hey! Here we go! Yeah!
That's looking good! All right!
That's good form right there.
Let's keep that up, huh?
That's a beautiful veneer. Just throw that
on the edge-band and we're set.
- All right!
- Hey, Jack?
- Do you know what time it is?
- What? I can't hear you over the saw.
We're in the zone over here.
I don't want to lose focus.
That's how people lose fingers, huh?
- You're fired.
- All right. We are fired up, boys!
You are fired!
All right.
I'll play you for it. You win, I'm out.
I win. I get a second chance.
It's not a second chance
when you've had a hundred of them.
Oh! Nine-seven! Keeping my job! Yeah!
Okay. All right.
- I'll give you one.
- Do you know what?
You're supposed to be the future boss,
but you're too busy
being the life of the party.
At some point, you're gonna have
to step up and be a man.
- Eight-nine! Unemployment!
- Okay, man. You want to play?
Nine-nine! Food stamps! Tastes so good.
- Okay, that's not even a shot.
- The boss got game! The boss got game!
Ten-nine. This is it, Jack.
- You know what? This is ridiculous.
- You know what? That's your problem.
You can't handle the pressure. As soon
as you think you're going to lose, you quit.
Game over, Jack.
Don't get me wrong.
You're like a son to me.
- Dad, I am your son.
- Yeah, and it's time to cut the cord.
Let's go clean out your desk.
Mason has no idea, not an idea at all.
- That you're pathetic, or...
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