What About Dick? Page #3
- Year:
- 2012
- 81 min
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- He's looking for a
Mommy for the lost boys.
- You are one of the lost boys, Dick.
- Mm, because I have no mommy.
- Because you are different, Dick.
Lost boys are not so
much as lost as hiding.
- From whom?
- From the cruel world,
boys trying on Tigerlilie's
flimsy dresses or
borrowing makeup from
Tinkerbell, or going out
hunting for rough, male pirates.
Let me put it another
way, when Oscar Wilde
talks of a love that
dare not speak its name--
- What's that?
- Well, it's male love.
- No, no, not that,
that, there on the beach.
- Oh good heavens, it's a piano.
What's it doing on the beach.
- Sounds like Rat Maninoff.
- I'm going to give this
piano to the working
classes.
- Why?
- Because they need some new instruments.
- But I saw it first.
- Then we shall call it
the Dick piano for the
working classes.
- Hey Burt.
- Yes, Ken.
- See that piano?
- Yeah.
- What's it doing on the beach?
- Well perhaps it fell off
the back of the Titanic.
- Maybe its a symbol.
- Nah, it's definitely a piano.
- Hey you two idiots.
- Yes, Gov?
- What's your name?
- Burton Russell.
- The Philosopher?
- No Sir, Burton Russell
the furniture remover.
- Oh, well, I want you
London, I'm going to give
it to The Working Classes.
- Wow, I'm sure they'll be thrilled,
all 25 million of 'em.
You okay, Ken, you got a bit pale.
- There's something oddly
familiar about this piano, Burt.
- What?
- I've seen it before.
- Where?
- In India.
When I was in the regiment.
It was August 1898, a
stinking hot day in Shagistan.
- What's going on?
- He's having a flashback.
- Oh dear, can you stop him?
- Too late, Sir, it's started.
- I was in British India in Shagistan with
the Queen's Armed Gay Gordon's,
a cross-dressing British regiment sent to
raise morale on the Northwest Front Yard.
We were a hundred men under Lord Darling,
guarding the back passage to India.
One day, I came across a local man by the
name of Deepak Rushdie Obi Ben Kingsley.
He was making something rather special.
- There, that is it.
It is finished.
- What is it, Deepak?
- Well, what does it look like?
- Well, it looks like a dick.
- Exactly, in fact, it
is a dick, but a toy one
for the women.
- What kind of toy.
- A toy women can play with.
- Where?
- in their privates.
- Well, what will they do with it?
- Well, they could, sit on it.
- You mean--
- Yes.
- Good grief! You're a monster.
- No, that's just
shortsighted, women will enjoy
this little toy.
- But, I can't believe that any woman--
- Oh, yes, they will, you
will be shocked, Sergeant
but you're looking at the future.
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