What About Dick? Page #2
- Year:
- 2012
- 81 min
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mention emotions and has
a beastly wife who cannot
satisfy his perfectly
would very easily be
satisfied with some
cold cream, a hand towel
and a copy of the
Guinness Book of Records.
Thank you, Aunt Maggie.
- I hope I don't disturb you ladies.
- Hey you, visitor, I'm not a lady.
- Oh, forgive me, it is your hairstyle.
My name is Hudson, I am in rubber.
- Oh really, are you wearing it?
- No, no, not wearing
it, it is my business.
- Well, of course it's your
business what you wear.
- No, no, no, it's my
business, my business.
- Oh, the manufacturer
of the Happy Trappy.
Well, I find it most
satisfactory, although
occasionally I do miss
the disappointment of a
real man.
- Mr. Hudson discovered
those gadgets in India.
He saw the future of
rubber and embraced it.
- How precisely this woman understands me.
And how perfectly lovely
she is with her warm eyes,
her rosy lips and her firm,
welcoming curtly, bouncy--
- I can hear you, Mr. Hudson.
- Very sorry, Miss Schlegel.
- Have you seen Dick, Mr. Hudson?
- Yes, quite a lot in India.
- No, no, this is Dick, he's at Oxford.
- Oh, well what is he reading?
- The Three Musketeers.
- Sorry, yes, no.
- I read French Philosophy,
trouble was it was
all in French, didn't get
a word of it.
- Mr. Hudson, you're such a card
- Yes, yes, well, well
we mustn't spend all day
doing that.
This isn't America.
- How very witty Mr. Hudson is and he has
such lovely eyes and such
manly thighs and such
eloquent hips and--
- I can hear you, Miss Schlegel.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Well, I must be off,
I need to lubricate a
new oiler for my jigger, I
have no idea how that sounded.
- It sounds so romantic.
Dick, Dick, what about Dick
Is there some dreadful mystery
Hidden in his history
Dick, Dick his light is short of gas
I don't think he is playing
from a full deck of cards
Everybody likes Dick
Everybody wants Dick
Though he seems to be a
sandwich short of a full picnic
Dick, Dick's a cappuccino with no foam
The lights are on but is
- Those boys in the pub
seemed to take a real
shine to you, Dick.
- Mm.
- Dick, has anyone ever told you about the
birds and the bees?
- I'm 26.
- Oh, but did
anybody ever tell you
about the birds and the birds?
- No!
- Well, Dick, remember
when we were very young in
the nursery with nanny,
being violently incontinent
and we were like Peter
grow up?
- Yes.
- Well, when Peter comes
fluttering in through
the bedroom window, he
wants Wendy, but not
for a wife.
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