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be here.

Ah, don't be a puss.

First of all, this sign

is like 30 years old.

Second

they just don't like

hunters and sh*t

out here.

There isn't a house

for miles.

Let's just throw up

a few tents and chill.

Besides,

who's gonna know?

I don't tell a lot

of people this, alright?

But you're family,

so that's different.

I re -- I recently went

to go see a hypnotist.

I'm not talking

one of them

TV a**holes

that scam your money.

I'm talking, like,

a real doctor-type

individual.

Well, what'd he say?

See, you sell yourself

short when you do that.

You know

what I'm talking about.

Now, are all docs dudes?

They are not.

Not all docs are dudes.

Okay, what did, uh,

what did she say?

Apparent -- apparently

I've been seeing

these things going around

since I've been

pissin' in my diapers.

It's one of these..

...depressed memories,

you know what I'm sayin'?

- Repressed, sugar.

- Huh?

It's repressed

memory, re.

Ah, d -- d-- depressed

repressed, abscessed.

Anyway, that -- some

sh*t that's locked

back there.

The truth

about these things

that no little kid's

supposed to see.

Uncle Brock, I mean..

...I don't know

what to say.

There's nothin'

to say, Court.

I just hope that whatever

it is they came here for

they find it

and just leave us alone.

I hope.

We get by how we get by.

[dramatic music]

[indistinct chatter]

Um, inside.

I don't know.

Impressive.

Hey, hey.

What'd you say

your name was?

Besh.

- Beth?

- Besh.

Be-e-eth.

Alright.

How about you tell us

your name, huh?

Uh, Possum.

Possum?

- As in opossum?

- Yeah.

Yeah, that's what it says

on my birth certificate

but I -- I -- I dropped

the "O."

You know, 'cause it was

all I could think about.

My -- my silent "O."

Cool.

Do you guys think

there's anything

to what that creep said

at the convenience store?

Oh, my God.

Baby, really?

Wait, wait, what exactly

did this creepo say?

Nothing.

It's stupid.

Just forget about it.

He didn't even care

about the money.

It was like

he wanted to warn us.

He said something

about some people

going missing

a while ago.

He said maybe

it was a Sasquatch.

[laughing]

Like Bigfoot?

Really?

No, Sasquatch.

It's different.

Anyway..

Anyway, it might be

aliens.

Ever since the '70s

there's been

a lot of UFO activity.

It's Big Brother

that keeps it secret.

You know, they

have the power because

they have the money.

And the only power

greater than money

is knowledge.

So, you keep

the knowledge out of minds

you keep the money

out of pockets, boom.

The power is yours.

Lucifer.

Y'all know

what Lucifer means?

Uh, the devil, duh.

Lucifer..

...the bringer of light.

Yeah, people been

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