Welcome to Willits Page #2

- He ain't.

Know what?

Remember

a couple years ago

we told the family

that he was locked up

for hittin' up

that liquor store?

Mm-hmm.

He wasn't locked up.

He didn't rob nothin'.

They had him!

I'm -- I'm sorry.

Who had him where?

Where?

Uh...space.

I don't know.

Uh...a -- a different

dimension.

I don't -- I don't know.

Them grey f***ers.

Those -- those -- those

grey f***ers!

You know,

and -- and Martians

or whatever you want

to call them

but they're not

from Earth

and they ain't cute

like no E.T.

Not like no E.T.

So..

...you see, Court.

I ain't sure

what they want

but they ain't nice.

It's like they come

through this -- this

chemical pathway-like

type thing.

You see, meth,

meth, for example

it opens up somethin'

in the mind.

But what does it really

open, huh?

For some, creativity.

And, uh, others,

they just wanna

just wanna f***

like rabbits.

Oh.

[giggles]

What?

Pardon my French.

But for them, maybe

it's a way in, right?

Or maybe

they just know better

how to access its power.

Well, goddamn,

I ain't no scientist

but I know what I see.

Why you, Uncle Brock?

[Brock chuckles]

I've been workin'

on a special isomer

of meth for years.

Started on accident.

I was makin' a batch,

already halfway through

and it comes time to add

the red phosphorus

but I was out.

It was either throw out

the whole batch..

...or improvise.

Well, I guess

I don't have to tell you

what I did.

I improvised.

[chuckles]

Invented this

whole new sh*t.

And was startin'

to get it perfect.

And I think they know.

Hell, I think

they might've even

rejiggered my brain

so I could make this sh*t.

You ever, uh..

You heard

of emerald ice?

No.

Well, it's pretty

goddamn famous.

I mean, they even got it

on the internets.

- Internet.

- Yep.

You should google it.

[distant howling]

- I have to pee.

- Fine.

But it's -- I think

it's right up here.

I -- I know it's

a little dirt road --

Alright, dude,

you're full of sh*t, man

because we've passed

this same exact road

like 10 times now.

Well, can't we just

wander out into the woods

set up a few tents

roll a doobie

and call it a night?

I wanna find these

f***ing hot springs, man.

Babe, can we just

get out of this car?

I wanna find a hotel.

We could take some shots.

Maybe just..

It'll be my treat.

Hey, I'm -- I'm cool

with whatever, guys.

Guys, I'm cool

with, uh, whatever.

Whatever the flow

dictates, ya know?

Wait, yeah.

Wa -- wa -- wa -- wait.

I th -- I think

it's here.

Yeah, I know,

this is it!

Besh's little,

tiny bladder

finally paid off.

Alright, you better

be right, dude.

Hey, we -- we shouldn't

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