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You want to come in tomorrow,
we'll sit down,
we have an official meeting,
and we can hear all about this show
of yours. I'm sure it's a knockout.
- Okay, yeah.
- Does that sound good?
- Yeah.
- Great.
It's a mindset, right?
Okay. I'll see you tomorrow.
Anything she wants.
Anything.
Okay.
You realize that's where we are, right?
It's that bad?
We run a company together.
Jesus Christ, where the hell are you?
- Wait. I thought we were doing okay.
- We were doing okay in the '90s.
Not so much now. We're going to have
to start laying people off again.
No, no.
So, they thought I had this virus
that only cats get,
but it turned out to just be IBS.
So I couldn't have any orgasms.
I was in the hospital for three weeks.
But I feel so much better now.
That is so great, Alice.
- Sure.
Great. Pastrami's mine.
Why don't we get to your idea?
I want a talk show with me as the host.
Okay. Well, it wouldn't... be our
first foray into vanity programming.
That's true. Last year
we did that hobby show.
to take over for Oprah.
- Good deal.
- That's crazy.
So, you want to talk
about current events?
No.
A show with guests and do interviews?
No.
What kind of stuff
do you want to talk about?
Me.
I'm still not getting
what the show is going to be.
Let me, Deb.
Alice directing, shooting, editing,
sets, costume design,
- hair and makeup.
- Yeah. I want all that.
All these things add up to making,
creating your own show extremely expensive.
Yeah, particularly when you're not
offsetting those costs
with income from selling products.
- Are we talking about a half hour or...
- Two hours.
- How much would that cost?
- Two hours?
You're looking at $100,000 an episode.
I'd say more like 150.
And that times a hundred would be...
That's $15 million.
$15 million.
My business stuff.
Oh, and I want to come in
on a swan boat.
$15 million.
Guys, we're doing this.
$15 million.
- Yes. Come on, it'll be fun.
- Like a nervous breakdown is fun?
Dawn, everyone...
we do this show or we start
laying people off again.
Have you thought about how this
is going to affect the other brands?
Well, Live Alchemy hasn't turned
a profit in two and a half years.
Same with Viva Ceramica, San Tropez,
Neo Regenerative. Neo Regenerative
- Neo Regenetif. It's French.
- Is that how you say it? Shut up.
Here's the deal. We are dead
in the water without this woman.
The almonds.
Leave the almonds on the floor.
I can clean them up after the session.
Would it make you feel better
if you were eating, too?
This eating is not working for me.
The food is distracting from the work.
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