
Welcome to Me
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You have 16 new messages.
First new message.
Hey, booboo. Gina here.
Pick up the phone.
Pick up. Come on.
I just had the craziest phone conversation
with this telemarketer
- and he's kind of sexy.
- Next new message.
Hi, Alice. It's Daryl Moffet.
I just got off the phone with Greg
at Suncoast Pharmacy.
I had no idea you weren't picking up
your medication. Can you give me a call?
Your home is far less likely...
Everybody comes
and it is beautiful
if you saw our show on Friday
to do something great, something unique,
something that only you were born to do.
Only you can give.
So, what is your calling?
I definitely know what mine is.
This show is about helping
all of you who are watching us.
Think about and then figure out,
'cause that's your real job, to figure out
what is your calling,
Hundreds of people in this audience...
I'm going to have to check on her. Yeah.
I should... head out.
I'm... It was nice to meet you.
- Alice.
- Alice.
Take care, Alice.
- Who was that?
- I don't know.
in A Tale of Two Cities.
If maybe, well, one that's just for you.
Just a phone call, but hopefully
a new start for your friendships.
who haven't made the call,
in six years, ten years, twelve,
will get the nerve from this show
to pick up the phone and reconnect.
Do that for yourself.
The California Stack Sweepstakes.
Hello, California.
Happy Independence Day.
I'm Helen Hardaway, and welcome
to the California Stack drawing.
Tonight, you need to pick
four or more numbers to win.
Get all eight numbers and you could win
or share tonight's jackpot
of $86 million.
And away we go.
Number 40,
23.
There's 37
followed by 14.
There's 57, 15.
are... 54 and 39.
Lottery retailers will pay for prizes
up to one hundred...
Thanks for calling
the California Lottery.
If you're calling to report a winning,
just say "I'm a winner at any time."
Oops. I didn't catch that.
If you're calling to report a winning,
just say "I'm a winner at any time."
- I'm a winner.
- Oops. I didn't catch that.
If you're calling to report a winning,
just say "I'm a winner at any time."
- I'm a winner at any time.
- Congratulations. Please hold.
Yesterday was a very lucky day
for Alice Klieg,
a Palm Desert woman
for an $86 million California
Stack Sweepstakes payout.
Oh, my... That's my...
That's my friend! Oh, my God!
Thank you. Thank you.
I'd like to read
from a prepared statement.
I was a summer baby, born in the year
1971 in Simi Valley, California.
My mother was a nutritionist
and my father was a commercial baker.
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