Welcome to Me

Synopsis: Alice suffers from borderline personality disorder, but she has what she needs in life. She has an apartment, she has a best friend, and she has tapes of every Oprah Winfrey show. And now, after winning the lottery, she also has 83 million dollars. What she doesn't have is an outlet for the whole world to know who she really is. The TV station cut her off when she tried turning her lottery announcement into a frank discussion of her sexual experiences, but with her money in hand, she's off to LA to convince two struggling TV producer brothers to produce her own TV show. Whatever it costs, she's going to do it. From swan entrances to dog neutering, she is going to introduce the world to Alice. But is the world ready for Alice?
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Director(s): Shira Piven
Production: Alchemy
  1 win & 2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.9
Metacritic:
69
Rotten Tomatoes:
72%
R
Year:
2014
87 min
Website
19 Views

Parakeets are the most popular

pet bird in the world.

But they require a lot of care.

Now Perfect Polly

brings you all the joy,

and no mess to make you mad.

By the window or on the shelf,

with your Perfect Polly

you're never by yourself.

So lifelike you won't believe your eyes.

Just look at the detail

in this pretty little Polly.

This life-sized Perfect Polly

looks right at home in a cage,

or perch Polly on your finger

and watch her start to sing.

Perfect Polly chirps her little toot

in the morning or the afternoon...

...Perfect Polly today for only 14.99

complete with the authentic Polly perch.

But wait, call right now

and you can double your order.

That's a pair of Perfect Pollies

for 14.99.

And don't forget to find out

about free shipping.

It's the perfect pet

for someone special you know.

You have 16 new messages.

First new message.

Hey, booboo. Gina here.

Pick up the phone.

Pick up. Come on.

I just had the craziest phone conversation

with this telemarketer

- and he's kind of sexy.

- Next new message.

Hi, Alice. It's Daryl Moffet.

I just got off the phone with Greg

at Suncoast Pharmacy.

I had no idea you weren't picking up

your medication. Can you give me a call?

Your home is far less likely...

Everybody comes

to our beautiful planet Earth

and it is beautiful

if you saw our show on Friday

to do something great, something unique,

something that only you were born to do.

Only you can give.

So, what is your calling?

I definitely know what mine is.

This show is about helping

all of you who are watching us.

Think about and then figure out,

'cause that's your real job, to figure out

what is your calling,

and then begin to honor it.

Hundreds of people in this audience...

I'm going to have to check on her. Yeah.

I should... head out.

I'm... It was nice to meet you.

- Alice.

- Alice.

Take care, Alice.

- Who was that?

- I don't know.

She asked if there was a rape

in A Tale of Two Cities.

If maybe, well, one that's just for you.

Just a phone call, but hopefully

a new start for your friendships.

And hopefully those of you

who haven't made the call,

in six years, ten years, twelve,

will get the nerve from this show

to pick up the phone and reconnect.

Do that for yourself.

The California Stack Sweepstakes.

Hello, California.

Happy Independence Day.

I'm Helen Hardaway, and welcome

to the California Stack drawing.

Tonight, you need to pick

four or more numbers to win.

Get all eight numbers and you could win

or share tonight's jackpot

of $86 million.

And away we go.

Number 40,

23.

There's 37

followed by 14.

There's 57, 15.

And finally our bonus numbers

are... 54 and 39.

Lottery retailers will pay for prizes

up to one hundred...

Thanks for calling

the California Lottery.

If you're calling to report a winning,

just say "I'm a winner at any time."

Oops. I didn't catch that.

If you're calling to report a winning,

just say "I'm a winner at any time."

- I'm a winner.

- Oops. I didn't catch that.

If you're calling to report a winning,

just say "I'm a winner at any time."

- I'm a winner at any time.

- Congratulations. Please hold.

Yesterday was a very lucky day

for Alice Klieg,

a Palm Desert woman

who holds the winning ticket

for an $86 million California

Stack Sweepstakes payout.

Oh, my... That's my...

That's my friend! Oh, my God!

Thank you. Thank you.

I'd like to read

from a prepared statement.

I was a summer baby, born in the year

1971 in Simi Valley, California.

My mother was a nutritionist

and my father was a commercial baker.

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