Wedgerino Page #5

- Look, even if you come

up with another name

or if the name isn't taken,

how does this idea make a quick buck?

A website about jam?

I assume your primary source of revenue

would be advertising.

It takes time to get advertisers.

- We would also maybe be selling jam.

- Would you be making the jam

or would you be buying it wholesale?

Either way, it's gonna cost money upfront

and you guys can't even make rent.

- That's why we're trying to make money.

- What you guys need is a

steady source of income.

- We don't mean to sound non-supportive.

It just seems like you two

haven't thought this idea

all the way through.

- Well, you do sound non-supportive,

so thanks for nothing.

Come on Carl, let's go.

- Don't tell me what to do, Larry,

but I will go with you

because I agree with you.

- Why don't you boys stay for dinner?

- Yeah, we can order pizza

and eat it on the stoop.

- I've lost my appetite.

- So have I.

- I can't believe

the lack of support

from our girlfriends.

- I know, both our girlfriends

were completely non-supportive.

Maybe I was right to

have a crisis about mine.

Maybe you were wrong to not

have a crisis about yours.

- Well, at least

we'll always have each other.

- I'm really grateful we're

number one best friends, Larry.

Larry?

Larry?

- I was just taking a break.

Getting a little shut mouth.

- Cool.

- What's up, fellas?

- Hello.

My name is Larry

and this is my best

friend and roommate, Carl.

Haven't seen you around.

Are you new in town?

- Just got in this morning

and drove all the way from Cali.

- That is a looooong drive.

- It's long enough.

Gives you time to think.

That's my motorcycle over there.

- Nice hog.

Nice wheels.

- You know about bikes?

- Not really.

- Neither do I.

- It's because you're not from California.

Everyone in California rides a bike.

My name's Johnny.

My full name's Jonathan Junior,

so some people call me J.J.,

but you guys can call me Johnny.

Trying to get away from

the whole J.J. thing.

- Carving out a new identity

on a new coast, huh?

- Something like that.

- Say, we were just about

to go inside and unwind

because we just got into huge

fights with our girlfriends.

You wanna come inside and join us

for some decaffeinated coffee?

- I don't see the point in decaf.

I'll take some almonds if you got any?

- So does your bike have a name?

- Bike Tyson, like the boxer.

- Funny you should mention boxing

because the landlord

of this very apartment

is not only a landlord,

but also a boxing promoter.

- I know.

He's my brother.

I don't particularly care for my brother.

We didn't even really grow up together,

except summers.

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