Wedgerino Page #4

Think about that.

- All I can think about is Nicole.

What if she's the one?

- Don't you think you're

forgetting someone?

- What does Stuffy have

to do with anything?

- I'm talking about your girlfriend.

- Oh, Veronica.

She's gonna be crushed when

I leave her for Nicole.

And as my very best friend,

you have to break the news to her.

- You two have so many

beautiful memories together.

Time at the street fair.

The vacation in Paris.

The road trip.

The night she surprised

you with dinner in bed.

She loves you.

Don't throw that away

for a flash in the pan.

- You're right, Larry.

What was I thinking?

How could I mistake some fleeting

attraction for true love?

Please don't tell Veronica.

- Carl,

I would never.

Well, time for my afternoon shower.

- Great move, Larry.

I'm gonna make a snack of toast and jam.

- That's it!

- What's it?

- I've thought of an idea for a website.

Www.Jam.com,

a site for jam lovers city wide.

a site for jam lovers nationwide?

- Eh.

It's like, we'll cover all sorts of jam.

Raspberry, strawberry.

- Blueberry?

- Now you got it.

- We should spread, pun intended,

the good news.

- Yeah, I think this idea

really is gonna spread.

No pun intended.

- We are jam packed full of ideas.

Pun intended.

- That's a berry good pun.

No pun intended.

- I feel like that pun was intended.

- What the hell do you want?

- Great news, friend.

- I'm not your friend, doy-yoy.

- We figured out a way to make money,

so we'll definitely be able

to pay our rent on time.

- I just want my money.

I don't care how you idiots get it.

Now it's time for my online book club.

I have to go set up my new webcam,

alone!

I don't need no gratitude

That's just my attitude

I don't need no gratitude

That's just my attitude

Three points, oh yeah

Walking down the street

Snapping fingers to

the beat of my own drum

And my life has just begun

'Cause I'm back on the scene

And you know what I mean

I'm dancing in my dreams

'Cause you're right with me

- I'm surprised

the name, Jam.com,

isn't already taken.

- Sweetie, didn't you boys check to see

if the domain name was taken?

- We didn't think of that.

- Well, you should

really check to be sure,

but I'd be really surprised

if it isn't already taken.

- Even if you come up with another name.

- Like, EatingJam.com.

- Yeah, like that.

- You kinda interrupted

my girlfriend there, Carl.

- Now you're interrupting me, Larry.

As I was saying,

even if you do come up with another name...

- Maybe Jam.org's still available.

- You just did it again, Carl.

- I'm trying to think bigger-ish, Larry.

- I would really love

to finish this sentence.

- Go ahead.

- Do not touch my girlfriend.

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