Wedgerino

Synopsis: Best friends and roommates Carl and Larry are perpetually out of work, and their new landlord is angrily demanding rent. With no job prospects in sight, all looks bleak until they meet Johnny, a charismatic stranger with a painful past. Johnny comes up with a plan to help the pair out of their financial bind: fight each other on the undercard of a boxing match in exchange for two months' rent. As Carl grows close to the mysterious Johnny while preparing to do battle in the ring, Larry fears his bond with his best friend could be broken forever.
Genre: Comedy
 
IMDB:
5.7
NOT RATED
Year:
2015
78 min
5 Views

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- My right eyelid just gave out.

Larry, are you there?

- Hmmm.

- This is my new reality.

I'll have to live the rest

of my life with only one eye.

- What's wrong

with having only one eye?

I think one eye is plenty.

- I know you're

trying to be positive, but...

- I'm serious, Carl.

You can see fine with one eye.

Just like you can do fine

with one best friend.

- I agree about the

"only needing one best friend" part,

but I do have concerns

about my depth perception

and my ability to use binoculars.

- You can train

your one working eye

to have the power of two.

- I've never trained

for anything in my entire life.

You know that, Larry.

You're supposed to by my best friend.

You're supposed to help

me in times of crisis.

- I am helping you.

I'm keeping you company.

I'm helping you adjust to your new life.

- I'm scared.

Are you scared, Larry?

- Of course I'm scared.

I'm scared for you.

I'm scared for me.

I'm scared for our friendship.

- And it's back up and running.

I almost caught a little

permanent shuteye, there.

- You're probably allergic to

something in the apartment.

- I'm not allergic to anything.

- Good, then we can get a cat.

- Except cats.

Come on, Larry.

- I'm sorry, Carl.

I just really want a pet cat.

I have for a long time.

- I feel bad.

I just don't wanna be constantly sneezing

in my own apartment.

- I feel bad for even bringing it up.

- No, I feel bad.

- I feel bad.

- I feel bad.

- I feel bad.

- I...

- Still...

- You first.

- I was gonna say, still best friends?

- Number one.

- What were you gonna say?

- I was gonna say, I feel bad.

- How's it going?

- Let's just say,

I'm happy to see you

with both eyes.

Cross myself

But now I see

For the first time you won

Folding fast

Finally freed

My mind

- That girl's drowning.

- She sure is, Larry.

She sure is.

She needs a towel, stat.

She's wet and her skin is pruned.

Veronica, may I speak

with you for a moment?

In private.

Why aren't you being supportive?

This young lady needs our help.

- I realized you were being a good guy

when you jumped into the water

to save her from drowning,

but at the same time,

I'm jealous that you saved her and not me.

- But Veronica, you weren't drowning.

- Emotions don't always make sense, Carl.

- She's right, Carl.

For instance, I feel annoyed

that you saved this

young lady from drowning

when I was clearly the one who pointed out

she was drowning in the first place.

Now, my girlfriend thinks you're a hero

and she thinks I'm a

complete and utter loser.

- Can I talk to you for a second, Larry?

- Sure, speak away.

- In private.

I don't understand why you

think you need to impress me

by saving some upstart

skank from drowning.

When you act uncertain

about my feelings for you,

it makes me feel you're

feelings for me are uncertain.

- I don't know what my problem is.

Here I've got this great girl

and I'm acting like a total jerk.

- Even when you act like

a jerk, you're my jerk.

- Here, I got you these

as a way of saying, I'm sorry.

- Come on, let's get back to the picnic.

- Larry, Sophia, meet Nicole.

- Great to meet you Larry, Sofa.

- It's Sophia.

- I've heard so much about you both.

I don't have a boyfriend right now,

but I hope, someday,

to be in a relationship

as killer as yours.

- I'm glad you're feeling better.

- Yep.

I mean, I guess I should

have learned how to swim

before walking so dangerously

close to the river.

Thank you.

- Nicole, can I talk to you for a second?

In private.

- What is it, Veronica?

- You're being super

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