Wedding Daze Page #4
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- Year:
- 2006
- 90 min
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- ReaIIy?
- Yeah.
But he's Iike a turd with
Marriage isn't in our bIood.
We're circus foIk.
Gypsies roaming from big top
to big top on the open road.
You guys have been working in
the diner since I've known you.
Not in here, Katie. Not in here.
GentIemen, observe.
Can I get you guys anything eIse?
WiII you marry me?
- Excuse me?
- WiII you marry me?
SeriousIy.
Think about it.
What couId possibIy be more romantic
than throwing away your entire Iife
and running off with some handsome,
dark-haired stranger you
spotted across a restaurant?
I'm sorry. He's had a Iot of syrup.
- Okay.
- Okay, he's had a Iot of syrup?
Okay, I'II marry you.
What?
Yes. Yes.
I'II marry you!
Jane! Jane! WiII you cover for me?
Where're you going?
I'm getting married! To this guy!
Come on. Come on!
Go. Get out of here. I got the biII.
Oh!
Anderson.
- Katie.
- Katie. Hi.
Two kisses.
Big rig. Watch this.
Stick that arm up your ass!
Got a brand new roof above my head
AII the empty boxes thrown away
- Can I ask you a question?
- Yeah. Yeah.
So years from now,
when we're ceIebrating
our 37th wedding anniversary
and one of our friends asks
is this what we'II taIk about?
I guess it is. Yeah. Okay.
And. . . And then I'II teII them the funny part.
What's the funny part?
it, you stepped in dog sh*t.
- Oh! I stepped in dog sh*t!
- Yeah.
Why didn't you warn me?
That wouId have ruined the story.
Ah, man. Can I borrow your. . .
Oh, God! Cut it out!
ANDERSON. Okay, carefuI, carefuI.
I've never been up here before.
Yeah, it's a cooI pIace to come if you want
to get an oId refrigerator fiIIed with vomit.
I was Iooking for one of those.
Yeah? WeII, I think it's
two-for-one day, so. . .
Look what I've got.
Tetanus?
( SIGHS )
- This is stupid.
- What?
You know, this. Us sitting up here,
pretending we're doing something.
It's just stupid.
It is, right?
I mean, obviousIy we're
not getting married.
ObviousIy.
- Strangers don't get married.
- WeII, in some cuItures they do.
- They do?
- But not ours.
Not ours.
Other cuItures, far-away cuItures.
The KaIahari bushmen is one exampIe.
- And my parents did. They did.
- They did?
My mom bareIy knew my dad,
and she got pregnant
with me, and they eIoped
to this weird IittIe pIace caIIed
in AtIantic City.
Yeah.
Doesn't that sound incredibIy romantic?
Sounds Iike a bad Chinese takeout pIace.
Yeah, weII, I mean, just because they
did, doesn't mean that we are, right?
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