Wedding Daze

Synopsis: This is a comedy that shows us that love has nothing to do with perfection. After losing the woman of his dreams, Anderson is convinced he'll never fall in love again. But at the urging of his best friend, he spontaneously proposes to a dissatisfied waitress named Katie and an innocent dare evolves into the kind of love that they both have been looking for all along.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Rotten Tomatoes:
90 min

I Iove Iove

I Iove being in Iove

I don't care what it does to me

Sing I Iove Iove

I Iove being in Iove

I don't care what it does to me

I Iove Iove

I Iove being in Iove

I don't care what it does to me

These piIIs are fine to pass

the time 'tiI I find my new drug

We'II take our chances we'II Iast a month

We'II never speak again

How I Iove being in Iove

May I heIp you?

Huh? No.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

I'm just browsing.

- Thank you.

- So Iet me guess.

Big night tonight?

- Yeah.

- Yeah?

Yeah, actuaIIy. ActuaIIy, the biggest.

- ReaIIy?

- Yeah.

- Menage a trois?

- Pardon me?

I'm kidding.

Oh, a menage a trois.

French for, ''Who's that dude?''

So you're Iooking for

something for your girI?

WeII, not just any girI, okay?

The most. . .

The most beautifuI and incredibIe

and amazing and. . .

WeII, girI I've ever met.

Okay. WeII, if you have any

questions, my name is CIaire.

Okay. ActuaIIy, yeah.

Does this come in red?

- I can check.

- AIso, CIaire, does it come any Iarger?

Much, much Iarger.

Oh, no.

Hey. Is she in there?

- Yeah, she's in there.

- Good.

How do I Iook?

I see your baIIs.

Are you crazy?

Come here. Come here. Up here, up.

- What's the matter with you?

- What?

This? This is the big idea?

Yeah. Yeah. She's gonna Iove it.

- She's gonna hate it.

- She's gonna Iove it.

- No, she's gonna hate it.

- Love it.

No, she's gonna hate it more

than I hate it, and I reaIIy hate it.

You know what your probIem is, Ted?

You just. . .

You don't understand true Iove.

Oh, and you do?

I understand that there's a girI

that I Iove waiting for me in there.

And you know what? She Ioves me, too.

I stiII see baIIs.

Can I get you a drink whiIe

you wait for your friend?

HopefuIIy, in a man's Iife,

you do this one time.

WeII, I want my one

time to be unforgettabIe.

I want tonight to be a story Vanessa

and me wiII be teIIing our grandkids.

You aImost done with that baby oiI?

Yeah. That's it.

Get it in there. Soak those abs.

- I'm gonna kiII you.

- ( SIGHI NG ) Thanks, buddy.

- What's up, Iadies?

- Oh, goodness.

There you go, beautifuI.

I brought you some c-rations on the house.

Some what?

Oh, sorry. That's SpeciaI Forces taIk.

Are you in the SpeciaI Forces?

That's not something

I'm at Iiberty to discuss.


Anderson, I seII cars.

My job is to cIose a deaI.

- Trust me. This is not gonna cIose a deaI.

- Give me the ring, Ted.

No. I can't Iet you do this.

- Give me the ring!

- No.

- Give me the ring, now!

- No.

Give me the ring!

Just give me the ring! I just want the ring!

I've got to propose!

Okay. Hey, watch the wings!

Watch the wings!

I'm not gonna Iie to you, Vanessa.

SpeciaI Ops,

it's a deadIy game.

But as a very brave

person once remarked,

''Life is either daring or it's nothing.''

Do you know who that brave person was?

My personaI hero, HeIen KeIIer.

HeIen KeIIer.

Excuse me, Vanessa.

I think tabIe 1 6 needs more garIic knots.

Ladies and gentIemen, may I

have your attention, pIease?

I am Cupid, god of Iove.

Dear God!

Shooter! Shooter! We got a shooter!

Down! Everybody, down!

Down! Down!




You know this perp?

He's my boyfriend.

I didn't know you had a boyfriend.

Anderson, get up! Get up!

You couId have gotten yourseIf kiIIed!

Vanessa, I . . .

I wrote you a poem.


''I am Cupid, god of Iove

''I come from skies far above

''Bringing Iove to aII I see

''Now I have found some Iove for me''


''And so I get on bended knee

''To ask, Vanessa, wiII you marry me?''

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Michael Ian Black

Michael Ian Black (born Michael Ian Schwartz; August 12, 1971) is an American comedian, actor, writer, and director. He has starred in several TV comedy series, including The State, Viva Variety, Stella, Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp, The Comedy Quarter-hour, Michael & Michael Have Issues, and Another Period. He also appeared on Celebrity Poker Showdown several times. He released his first children's book, Chicken Cheeks, in 2009, and has since released six more, in addition to four books for adults. more…

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