
Wedding Daze
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- 2006
- 90 min
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I Iove Iove
I Iove being in Iove
I don't care what it does to me
Sing I Iove Iove
I Iove being in Iove
I don't care what it does to me
I Iove Iove
I Iove being in Iove
I don't care what it does to me
These piIIs are fine to pass
the time 'tiI I find my new drug
We'II take our chances we'II Iast a month
How I Iove being in Iove
May I heIp you?
Huh? No.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
I'm just browsing.
- Thank you.
- So Iet me guess.
Big night tonight?
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
Yeah, actuaIIy. ActuaIIy, the biggest.
- ReaIIy?
- Yeah.
- Menage a trois?
- Pardon me?
I'm kidding.
Oh, a menage a trois.
French for, ''Who's that dude?''
So you're Iooking for
something for your girI?
WeII, not just any girI, okay?
The most. . .
The most beautifuI and incredibIe
and amazing and. . .
WeII, girI I've ever met.
Okay. WeII, if you have any
questions, my name is CIaire.
Okay. ActuaIIy, yeah.
Does this come in red?
- I can check.
- AIso, CIaire, does it come any Iarger?
Much, much Iarger.
Oh, no.
Hey. Is she in there?
- Yeah, she's in there.
- Good.
How do I Iook?
I see your baIIs.
Are you crazy?
Come here. Come here. Up here, up.
- What's the matter with you?
- What?
This? This is the big idea?
Yeah. Yeah. She's gonna Iove it.
- She's gonna hate it.
- She's gonna Iove it.
- No, she's gonna hate it.
- Love it.
No, she's gonna hate it more
than I hate it, and I reaIIy hate it.
You know what your probIem is, Ted?
You just. . .
You don't understand true Iove.
Oh, and you do?
I understand that there's a girI
that I Iove waiting for me in there.
And you know what? She Ioves me, too.
I stiII see baIIs.
Can I get you a drink whiIe
you wait for your friend?
HopefuIIy, in a man's Iife,
you do this one time.
WeII, I want my one
time to be unforgettabIe.
I want tonight to be a story Vanessa
and me wiII be teIIing our grandkids.
You aImost done with that baby oiI?
Yeah. That's it.
Get it in there. Soak those abs.
- I'm gonna kiII you.
- What's up, Iadies?
- Oh, goodness.
There you go, beautifuI.
I brought you some c-rations on the house.
Some what?
Oh, sorry. That's SpeciaI Forces taIk.
Are you in the SpeciaI Forces?
That's not something
I'm at Iiberty to discuss.
Anderson, I seII cars.
My job is to cIose a deaI.
- Trust me. This is not gonna cIose a deaI.
- Give me the ring, Ted.
No. I can't Iet you do this.
- Give me the ring!
- No.
- Give me the ring, now!
- No.
Give me the ring!
Just give me the ring! I just want the ring!
I've got to propose!
Okay. Hey, watch the wings!
Watch the wings!
I'm not gonna Iie to you, Vanessa.
SpeciaI Ops,
it's a deadIy game.
But as a very brave
person once remarked,
''Life is either daring or it's nothing.''
Do you know who that brave person was?
My personaI hero, HeIen KeIIer.
HeIen KeIIer.
Excuse me, Vanessa.
I think tabIe 1 6 needs more garIic knots.
Ladies and gentIemen, may I
have your attention, pIease?
I am Cupid, god of Iove.
Dear God!
Shooter! Shooter! We got a shooter!
Down! Everybody, down!
Down! Down!
( GROANS )
Anderson!
You know this perp?
He's my boyfriend.
I didn't know you had a boyfriend.
Anderson, get up! Get up!
You couId have gotten yourseIf kiIIed!
Vanessa, I . . .
I wrote you a poem.
''I am Cupid, god of Iove
''I come from skies far above
''Bringing Iove to aII I see
''Now I have found some Iove for me''
Fag.
''And so I get on bended knee
''To ask, Vanessa, wiII you marry me?''
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