Watch the Skies Page #5

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we can get to whatever afterwards?

Guitar.

Come on, Evan,

we're just bonding a little bit.

Tell me about yourself.

I know you got a wife.

Do you have any kids? How old?

Uh, zero years old. No kids.

That's a shame. I couldn't imagine

my life without my little Chelsea.

- Being a parent is unbelievable.

- That's great.

Dad, can I go

to a movie at 11?

Hell, no! it's a weeknight!

But Mandy and Judy are going.

Mandy? Thank you for proving my point.

Mandy's dead weight, she's a succubus.

I told you that.

Dad, I'm trying to talk to you

like an adult, and you just--

Don't want to listen!

That's right, so skedaddle.

Get up there and do your homework.

Are you serious? I f***ing hate it here.

I f***ing love it here!

That's my little princess.

That's my little angel, Chelsea.

I'm sorry I didn't get a chance

to introduce you guys.

How about some drinks?

Fresh horses for my men.

Yes, thank you.

Get in there, Frankfurter!

- Yeah.

- No.

Come on, Evaroo.

- No, thanks.

- You'll be bummed if you don't.

Can I interest anyone

in some finger foods?

I got to order some pies

up in this thing, right?

Okay, you know what? You guys got

your own thing going on there.

I am going to put up some fliers.

Come on, have one drink.

- No?

- I'll see you guys.

Okay. See you tomorrow night.

Same Bob time. Same Bob place.

Hey, fella! What are you doing?

There you are.

Excuse me?

I'm 1157 Jerome Park Drive.

Name's Paul. I just moved in.

Oh.

Oh, sorry. I'm Evan, hi.

Evan.

Evan Trautwig,

subscriber to Men's Fitness.

Oh, yeah, that's mine.

- Thank you.

- Not that you need it.

Excuse me?

You got the body of a decathlete, Evan.

And you got great skin.

You live here alone

in this big old house?

No, I live with my wife.

My female wife, Abby.

- I'm going to go inside now.

- Mmm.

All right, Evan Trautwig,

nice to meet you.

Stay fit.

Evan Trautwig!

Yeah.

It was really cute.

We all got our own puff paints...

and made these little

customized onesies.

Wow. So, you started another club.

No, it's not a club.

It's a task force of concerned citizens.

I went to the Spartan's game

and made a speech.

And the community

really responded.

Guess who peed

on an ovulation stick on the plane?

-You?

-Yep.

it's kind of faint,

but I think there's two pink lines.

Yeah? I can't tell.

Well, I think we should do it anyway.

- I would love to do it.

- Just to be safe.

Mmm. Mmm.

But I got to go meet the

Neighborhood Watch guys for a patrol.

Evan, you promised.

I know, but I also promised Antonio's

family that I would catch his killer.

- I made a vow.

- Okay, okay.

It's a great group of guys.

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