Watch the Skies Page #4

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You got a good one here.

What are you about?

Hello, my name is Jamarcus.

I'm recently very happily divorced...

and just looking to get

more involved in the local community.

Well, that was simple.

Welcome, Jamarcus.

Also, I have this one scenario

in my mind...

that I'm kind of hoping

plays out like this.

Young, sexy, Asian housewife.

Alone at night, frightened.

A noise out by the trash cans.

Best call the Neighborhood Watch.

I show up, look heroic and then,

get this...

She sucks my balls.

Hear me now.

I'm also interested

in that happening to me.

Okay, well, Jamarcus, Bob, Franklin.

I guess it doesn't matter

what brought us all here.

What matters is that we're all united

in one cause.

And, with that, I would like to welcome

you all to the first official meeting of...

the Neighborhood Watch.

Yay!

Now, I've taken the liberty...

of dividing Glenview into 12 sectors.

Though some might argue

there are 13...

if you abide by the

Yorktown Zoning Commission ruling.

I'm not buying it,

but I'm not from Honeywell County.

Thank God.

I'm sorry to be the squeaky wheel...

but it feels like

you have a lot of dense material...

that you're starting to go through here.

And to be honest with you,

my house is about five blocks away...

and I just fixed her up.

Gentlemen, I got drinks,

I got La-Z-Boys, I got flat screens.

I got the whole nine.

I know you guys are going to love it.

I just want to throw it out there.

If I'm overstepping, just say the word...

and you're not going to hear

another squeak from this little wheel.

Well, honestly...

That sounds a f***-load better than this.

No offense.

I don't even know why I'm still sitting here.

I'm going to go warm up the car.

You're going to love this place.

It's awesome.

Gentlemen...

Welcome to paradise.

Oh, yes.

I'm a construction manager, and...

I built this little slice of heaven

with my own two hands.

It's so nice. I love it.

I'll set up over there.

You have a pool table.

Yeah, I just got it re-felted.

Go ahead and take her for a spin.

Hey, you like that thing, huh?

It feels like this chair

is inside me, Robert.

That is the best $2,300 I ever spent.

I got it at a place called

relaxtheback.com.

It's like Toys "R" Us

for your ass and back.

It feels like a thousand little baby wizards

are massaging my ass cheeks...

with their little baby wands.

Powerful imagery, brother.

I'm digging where he's coming from.

Handbooks. Boom.

What's your poison?

You down with Scotch?

- No poison.

- Scotch and yes.

- No poison.

- Scotch and yes.

- No.

- Scotch and yes!

We got a lot of ground to cover

and we're already an hour behind.

So, why don't we just dig in and then

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