Watch the Skies Page #6

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Really. I'm very excited.

Here we go.

Badass jackets for the Watch.

I went to the mall this morning

and I had them made up.

Get them while they're hot.

Let's do it.

Got your names on them.

All right, Bob, this is great.

What happened to my logo?

This is just like your initial logo,

only now it's awesome.

This has nothing to do

with my original logo.

My logo was an eye

that was watching over the neighborhood.

I don't know what this is.

A tiger with wings?

Exactly.

This is a tiger, who's fierce and sleek.

But it's got wings,

so it flies above the neighborhood.

And if it sees a domestic problem,

it kills it.

The other thing is,

your original one is here.

Got the eye

right there on the side.

It's always on the side.

That's weird, because

it's like an eye on the shoulder...

but there's a tiger on your back.

- Weird, how?

- What are we, the Flaming Tigers?

Because that's what it looks like.

We're the Flaming Flying Tigers.

It makes no sense.

Are you out of your mind?

This is inspiring for the Watch.

Whenever you have a tiger, flames

and wings, all on the same logo...

it's like the Chinese symbol for

"Shut the f*** up and dance!"

This is inspiring for the Watch.

I don't know.

What, are we in a doo-wop group?

Are we're going to stand over a

garbage can with fire and harmonize?

I would see this doo-wop group.

For your information,

doo-wop groups were known to close ass.

Singing was their hobby.

Closing ass was their job.

The baritone from Boyz ll Men

had to stop making music...

because he got so much p*ssy.

- Thank you.

- They're like ass collectors.

This is not about fashion.

This is about brotherhood.

This is about solidarity.

You should get that more than anybody.

He's actually right.

Pigs have uniforms.

I think we should have uniforms, too.

We have to match those f***ers

on every level.

You understand?

Every level.

Can I just say, Bob,

that these are the shits?

Just "the sh*t."

These are just sh*t.

Okay, you know what? Fine, I'll wear it.

But you have to promise me

that tonight...

we're actually going to do something.

Okay?

- Absolutely.

- For sure.

Gentlemen,

we're part of more than a club.

We're part of a way of life.

We're making a commitment to ourselves

and to the Watch today.

Get your hands in here, Evan.

Get that pretty hand in there.

On three, let me hear you singing out

with pride in your hearts.

Neighborhood Watch. One, two, three.

Neighborhood Watch.

Yeah, this is boring.

Franklin's right. We're not going to

sit here all night, are we?

Yeah, guys, we are, if we need to.

It's a stakeout.

I don't mean to sound childish,

but I do have to pee.

You should have peed earlier.

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